Nothing happens: the book.

>>9442105
Roger Ebert read it 7 or 8 times. Plenty happens, you just went in expecting or wanting a book that it wasn't. Your fault, not the book's.

t. internet addict with ADD

>>9442126

Why is Roger Ebert so important to Americans? He was a film critic for fuck sake. Who cares

>>9442171
>Why is Roger Ebert so important to Americans
No one said that. I pointed it out because he was wall read and intelligent, just kind of a trivia fact, not trying to make a specific point with it.

>>9442105

Are you asian or british? Those are the only two peoples on the planet whose complete lack of soul would justify this opinion

babby's first picaresque

>>9442105
> OP finally finished reading the book
> OP just realised he can't read

The only reason you would say that about this book T B H, F A M.

>>9442105
>OP
Nothing happens: the life.

>>9442126
Ebert wasn't even a halfway decent film critic, why would I listen to his opinion on a book?

>>9442261
>widely considered one of the best film critics of our times by numerous publications
>some faggot on 4chan says he isn't
well I guess he sucks

>>9442244
I snickered

its my favourite McCarthy book.

An existentialist classic.

>>9442295

Why do you put the word 'classic' next to the word 'garbage'?

>>9442105
A man fucks an entire pasture of watermelons
A man blows up subterranean Knoxville with dynomite
A man kills bats with a poison flinging trebuchet to cash in on bat bounties
A man goes mussel fishing and witnesses a woman be crushed by falling shale
A man gets neigh married
A man contracts typhus

Did you read the whole thing Anon? Each chapter is almost a short story in itself, with a micro-plot/resolution. It's my favourite McCarthy.

>>9442270
>publications

That's where you went wrong my dude

>>9442543
Harrogate is the fucking greatest character McCarthy's even written. Best McCarthy book without any shade of doubt.

>>9442270
>one of the best film critics of our times by numerous publications

What's next? The best McDonald employee of our times?