Where does /lit/ like to read and write? pic related

I cannot imagine the idiot behind this has written anything of value. Distilled pseud affectation

>>9436917
nice typewriter faggot

do you use it to type "more tendies" notes to your mom?

>>9436970
I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

anywhere i can/want to for reading
for writing just at my computer or on my ipad

>>9436976
I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

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>>9436979

>>9436979

It used to be that I always thought I had a smaller than average penis and I felt inadequate but seeing other dudes micropenises did a lot to boost my confidence.

>>9436976
I'm glad that motivational facebook image macros have cured your existential angst. It's truly rare to be such an uninteresting dullard that cheap cliches can fill you with such a sense of purpose.

>>9436976
> doesn't know Oxford comma
> "humour" so British English, so no excuse
> "it's final editing stage"
> apostrophises possessive its

DISCUSTING

>>9436970
kek

>>9436976
>handsome, smart, athletic and virile
>confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous
>passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee

you write like a tard. no sense of rhythm or proportion, and a basic bitch tinder vocabulary. that last line. EUGH: -er -er -er

>>9436979
preciate the honesty my negroid


>>9436917
what is going on here, are you transcribing joyce? you know they have copy machines now. do your socks have suspenders, OP?

Sorry, no. You can't see where I work. You might steal my look you overly precious hipster doofus.

>>9436979
wow, you look just like me if i shaved my chest.
haircut and dick included

>>9436917
this is super super gay

picture of joyce, copy of finnegans wake on top of sheet music, a typewriter without any paper in it, a kant book, and a book labeled "francais interactif"

man get a fucking grip your life is shite AND you're gay

Congrats OP this is probably the most hilariously pretentious picture I've seen all year. I'm actually gonna save it so I have a handy example of what I consider to be the worst kind of people on this board.

>>9437218
Yeh, I'm pretty sure his parents are wealthy.

>I will live a good life at your expense.

>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

Normal people don't take themselves this seriously. They have people around them to tell them they are being dumb, not sycophants reinforcing their delusions.

>>9436979
I have that exact printer. Also nice fork.

>>9436917
At my desk, and on my laptop at my desk. Desk is from Ikea, laptop is a toshiba from walmart.

>>9436976
old copypasta

>>9437231
That's old pasta you daft fag

>>9436976
Funny thing, anon: I'm literally everything the opposite of you.
>I'm 48 years old.
>I dropped out of college, got my face fucked up in a car accident, and because of diabetes will be losing my left leg in surgery on Wednesday.
>I've written eight novels, none of them published, nor have any hope of being published.
>I haven't had a girlfriend since my wife died, but I take the 10:40 AM bus downtown each morning so that I can chat with a 40-year-old paramedic whose son is a crack addict. I just want the company. I don't actually need to go downtown, but I use the walk back for exercise.
>I have no real friends, and I once got arrested for punching a guy in the mouth who looked at me funny (I am ugly).
>Everyone I love is dead.
>My life is constant regret.
>You have no idea what an existential crisis is because a smug asshole like you has never really existed, only sponged along.
>I don't have sex anymore because of buried penis, but I don't think I'd have the heart to, anyways.
>I have found humility through God's grace and the love of Jesus Christ, which you will never have the balls to accept.
>I've already lived a good life; doctors expect I've got only a few more years to live, but you bet your ass I'll spend them better than your 19.
Also I know how to spell "its."

>>9437231
op here
im actually a poor immigrant child tens of thousands of dollars in debt lmao

>>9437281
Although you were replying to some stale pasta, I enjoyed reading this and I'd like to think it's true. Good luck with your surgery; I'll bet it was a pretty shitty leg anyway.

>>9437778
Same

>>9437281
You are as vain as this 19 jear old. Really. Just that you decorate yourself with your hard live and he decorates himself with his lightfooted youth. And these plebs like it because you seem capable of deep thoughts, but you disgust me. You should have learned modesty and wisdom, you should have learned self controll in your life but you learned jealousy and i bet tribulation too.

>>9436917
How does one go about the process of acquiring a framed photo of a writer? Is it a printed version of the picture on a frame or is it printed on photo paper?

>>9437971
cvs

>>9437281
you did reply to bait, but i hope you're all good mate

>>9437281
Lose some weight, you fat fuck.

>>9438128
He's going to lose a whole ham, can't you read?

>>9439367
i saw that

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If this posts sideways again I am going to

>>9439384
kill yourself?

>>9439644
abandon petty irritations and accept the genteel aesthetic of improperly rotated images.

>>9439384
looks very cluttered and stressful. 3/10

>>9439384
>keurig
>a pink one no less

>>9439384
>literally a girl's dorm room
Where is the boho print, Christmas lights, etc

>>9439384
L O N D O N

>>9439384
This picture is giving me agita. Sick Nikes tho.

desu, i like to read in bars or loud places. I have no idea why but i comprehend better when im around loud/busy noises.

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>>9439384
>stack of books without the cover.

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>>9438128
2/10

No, i'm sorry, but just because you lost out in life and then found Jesus to make up for your lost time does not mean that you have it worse than anyone else. Ever since human consciousness has emerged, the quality of life has always been relative. Don't tell the guy that he hasn't experienced life. You pathetic little man. Jesus.

>>9438128
fuck

this
>>9441105

was for this guy
>>9437281

>>9441083
I'm this way. I'm spending my month off this summer trying to learn how to study at home in absolute quiet so I can stop giving Starbucks all my fucking money one 2.50 coffee at a time.

>>9441113
>Starbucks

>>9437281
Is that you Boogie?

>>9437956
brutal

>>9441087
?

>>9436976
Y'know I can actually believe that it is one person that writes these, along with the oxford grad and other copypasta. There's a certain quality that just can't be matched.

His best work was obviously that post-ironic stunt he pulled a couple of weeks ago. Y'know, where he confessed his copypasta to us and claimed he was a changed man, abandoning irony. That's some truly beyond the pale shit, knowing as we all do that it was just a front, and that he's planning his next mischievous little wall of text, just as before.

Truly, shitpost-Pessoa is the greatest genius /lit/ has to offer. I hope he makes it into the big time. Though, like Melville before him died obscure, I doubt he'll see the appreciation and critical plaudits he deserves in his lifetime. Tragic stuff.

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My room costs $45 a week.

Stay in school kids

>>9443059
Where you at? Looks like a college dorm or a shitty old Army barracks.

Do you share a toilet seat with anyone? $45/wk isn't bad.

>>9437281
U might be the next bukowski if u can hang I'm there another few years

>>9443059
Old old hospital renovated into a sort hostel

There's a communal (and very disgusting) bathroom/shower.

Stay in school.

>>9443069
>>9443087
Whoops

I share that bathroom with a heroin dealer, a crack dealer, several prostitutes, and some other youngish nomads like myself.
Stay in school

Itt: trolls trolling trolls while being trolled

>>9443113
go fuck ur mother

What model typewriter is that?

>>9443757
idk it just says Montgomery Ward Cartridge Mark II on it but i can't find its manual online
i don't even know what most of the levers on it do or where to get correcting tape but i'm gonna look into it once exams are over

>>9436976
Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

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I think it's important to have a chair you only read in, got this one for like $20 because I work in a charity shop.

>>9443018
Yeah I think it is too.
>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

this makes me laugh every time...there is so much hilarity packed into that damn sentence who ever wrote it is a genius shitpost or not

>>9445085
looks comfy af. im jealous

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this was supposed to be my dinner table but instead I work on it and eat everywhere else

>>9436917
>typewriter
>FW
>pic of Joyce

holy shit you seem insufferable

>>9436976
Come back when you've had four kiddo

>>9445777
Very spartan, i like it. Where is it?

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>>9445920

Thanks senpai. I'm in Hyvinkää, Finland.

>>9436976
>I am handsome, smart, athletic
Whew lad

>>9436976
>people still don't realise this is pasta

>>9445777
do you ever light the candles or are they just decorative?

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>>9436917
Dining room table for writing. Propped up in bed for reading.

>>9448281
>beer

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>>9445777
>>9445930
Looks real nice anon
Sometimes pictures like this give me the urge to move somewhere I don't know anybody and live as plainly as possible on a minimum wage job
Becoming a recluse who reads, writes, exercises, cooks, and sleeps
I probably don't have the willpower for that but it's always the unrealistic romanticized backup plan in my head, yknow

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Plants are fake i dont have time to take care of shit

>>9449043
I tried to keep a little baby cactus in my window but I'm on a side of the building that didn't get enough direct sunlight and it died

>>9445930
Moi moi suomilainen kaveri

My finnish hasnt gotten better since i was 7 lol

>>9448281
Is that a Zenbook?

>>9436917
I'm unironically thinking of buying a typewriter or word processor.

I simply cannot write at my computer.

>>9439384
How the fuck do you write with all this creepy stuff hanging over your head?

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>>9449080
Fucking faggot.

>>9449080
>I simply cannot write
I think I've found your problem...

>>9439384
Where do you go to uni?

>>9449112
I don't have any creepy stuff in my room.

>>9449153
Somewhere else.

>>9445930
That explains the prayer rug in the far left of the pic.

>>9447171

Mostly decorative or mood enhancers. It's more expensive.

>>9443018
>>9445105
what are his other copypastas?