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Everyone in the french military was a professional, well armored knight, except for the irishman, The irishman never wore the standard armor, the irashman never tried and never succeed. This he passed down from generation to generation. There is a reason why the potata famine happened, you know?

For sale: irish auxiliary shoes, never worn.

The irishman was so tall that manlet frenchmen feared to give him any power.

>>9426976
Audibly kekked.

>>9426951
Stately, plump Buck McMulligan came from the battlefield, bearing a bowl of lather on which a swords and two javelins lay crossed.

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>>9426967

He's English you fucking retard

Look at the Tudor rose and St. George's cross

>>9426951
When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a Landsknecht captain.

>>9426951
A screaming Irish auxilliary comes across the Landsnecht