Intellectuals

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>>9423981
Just being aware you're a moron ain't doing noting to make your brain big

>>9423981
by admitting you're a pseud you're lightyears ahead of 99% of people on this board who don't have that courage

>>9423981
pseuds unite. how do i leave this hellhole and become intelligent for real?

>>9423999
Actually I've made a bit of progress after doing so.

fake it till you make it bb

>>9423981
what if i'm not actually a pseud though?
i'm a deeply esoteric manimal

>>9423981
Good for you anon. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to solving it.

>>9423981
>>9424001
>>9424017
DAE a pseud lol!!!! I'm such a pseud!!1!! ecks dee!!!!
the number one rule to being aware you're a pseud is not saying aloud that you're aware you're a pseud. By calling attention to your pseudishness you confirm it. Be mindful of it while also combating it, and don't hand people the opportunity to box you into a corner on a silver platter.

>>9424071
Thanks. I've noticed that I seem to have a lot more free time after admitting it.

>taking 4chan buzzwords seriously
You probably should leave this place for a while.

>>9424080
But I don't care if you guys make fun of me about it

>>9424080
You sound like a real insecure pseud, i'm just asking for help to not be one, im not proud of it, just on the grind

>>9424086
It's not a buzzword. Barely anyone here knows what they're talking about

>>9424103
It's exactly buzzy as "normie" vs "us" or "red pilled" vs "blue pilled" or any other concept various boards invent to create identity. The whole thing is pathological for 4chan as a recluse for people who think their hobbies justify the belief that they are better than other people.

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Pretty sure that I am the only one posting in this thread who isn't a pseud, lads.

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>>9424116
oh yeah, watch this

This song of my soul rings out
>ring ring, ring ring
Yes, hello.

>>9424116
how do i become not a pseud

>>9424131
The clue is in the image name, friend ;)

Sometimes, it really is just that simple.

>not recognizing the impossibility of attaining the status of intellectual
>not becoming a conscious anti-intellectual instead

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>>9424153
you're weak. let your soul ring out
>ring ring, ring ring
what does it say to you?

>>9424146
i have to be anne frank?

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Who else here unironically think that they're smart but lazy?

I've excelled in literally everything I've tried so far, but I've never pursued any passion as much as I should have, ending up talentless.
Still, I'm extremely creative, my intelligence is lively and my intuitions are almost infallible (not that they're not being costantly analyzed and tested). If you'll gather 99 people who know about composition as much as me I'll end up writing the most beautiful and brilliant sonata. If you do the same with poetry I'll end up with the smartest and deeper poem amongst this sea of mediocrity. These creations of mine would still be mediocre, since there won't be enough awareness of the medium to truly act deliberately, but they'll still be the best among all the other mediocre ones.

I'm sure (and take it with a grain of salt: we're talking about personal truths here) that if I could attain the discipline to become truly erudite in one craft, I could be the next Beethoven, Michelangelo, Dante.

Too bad that for me even leaving my bed and I have not done so in 2 weeks now) is already a insormountable struggle.

Anyone here feel (uniromically) this way?

>>9424017
you can never become truly intelligent

>>9424263
I did, but then I forced myself to write a lot. I'm on my way to becoming great.

>>9424263
you're delusional, very young or both. at best, you should declare yourself agnostic about these things. also your spelling is atrocious. but please, do work away and prove me wrong.

>>9424285
>you should declare yourself agnostic about these things.

You should imagine myself grinning while saying these things. I'm aware as much as you are about how ridicolous all of this sound.

>also your spelling is atrocious.
My bad, I've started learning English only 2 months ago. Thanks for having pointed it out.

>but please, do work away and prove me wrong.
I'll find a way.

>>9424304
>>9424263
>>9424285
fool, it was a roach b8 all along
>>9424304
as for you, stop tricking these kiddos, your manipulation has no power while I stand on watch. Here's your (you) now leave damn roachie

>>9424311
... I'm from Switzerland.

>>9424314
so what, swiss people are supposed to be smart or something?

>>9424320
I thought you were implying that I'm Turkish or a arab in general.

Pseuds are the real intellectuals

>>9424331
your b8 is pretty good m8, but everyone on 4chan knows what a roachie is

but im going to play along for a minute, it might be fun tehehehe....roachie.

listen to this song and tell me what you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVot73eURaI
then take this test https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
if its not intp or intj you aren't going to convince me

finally answer me one riddle: What has no end, no middle and no begining?

finally listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_pMm4KZ-c
and tell me what you think

>>9424365
Yeah, not going to do it mate.
I mean, you should have expected it: the entire premise of my post is that I'm extremely lazy.

>>9424384
you're not from switzerland you lying, fraudulent fuck. quit wasting time on this board and go do something that makes you happy you bottomfeeding scum.

Why do you fags hold yourself up to the standards of being either intellectual or pseudo intellectual? They're both insufferable cunts and not worth having as a role model.

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>>9424263
>Who else here unironically think that they're smart but lazy?

I was notorious for being that "lazy smart kid" in school, and let me tell you something

You're actually just an idiot. The real smart people know what steps to take to get ahead in life, not jerk off inside their own heads.

So get out there and apply yourself :^)

>>9424389
Why are you doubting that I'm from Switzerland? And what relevance does it have after all? Do I need to speak in Italian in order to prove my "value" to you? Quanto puoi essere superficiale? Ciò che ti manca in intelligenza lo compensi in stupiditá.

tl;dr: fuck off

>>9424389
his sentence structure is certainly not that of a native speaker. a few dashes of non-native specific spelling errors too.he's certainly not a native speaker (no offence Swiss guy, your English is still good), not certain if Swiss, but I know for a fact that you sir are afterbirth retarded.

>>9424404
>>9424420
>samefagging this hard
did i hit a nerve?
youre not smart, as others have pointed out, you're the kid who will never amount to anything while blaming 'muh birth' 'muh depression' 'muh laziness ex DeE'

>>9423981
just do the thing you sincerely like to do independent of the identity you make for yourself

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>>9424442
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>>9424447
>defending this douchebag pseud from my wicked roachie b8 onslaught
people like you ruin my fun
curiously though he spoke italian before swiss, i wonder why

>>9424472
dear god anon, let it rest

>>9424472
I live in Lugano, the common tongue here is Italian.

>>9424490
okay moral anon. you win this time. people like you deserve happiness