As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a Golden Retriever. CRASH. Mothers making pancakes today. Or was it yesterday, I can't be sure.
>>9418976
>hurr durr u die
>hurr durr all a dream lol
ok
Thx OP i lold
>>9418976
Should I read anything before reading the metamorphosis?
Also where the FUCK is my muse?
>>9418976
But tell me, how many enemies remained?
>>9420469
The Metamorphosis is pretty basic. There are a load of different ways to interpret it. Try reading it and then looking up explanations on YouTube.
>>9420591
>looking up explanations on YouTube
i got second-hand embarrassment from this post
>>9420618
Yeah I don't dig that too much
But I was lurking this thread some time ago
>>9418976
Now what you have to understand, is that in last decades, pancakes had become America's n°1 breakfast. They were selling the stuff everywhere, grocerystores, malls, you name it. Even I, had fallen for their sweetness. But the thing is, they're not known to make loud crash. So when I was awake, bare naked, half-drunk from last night, by the most loudest crash you can imagine, I knew right away it wasn't my then-fiancée making pancakes, nor her annoying Golden Retrievier puppy. Who (or/and what) could it be? Cops? Angels? Sure wasn't going to be any pleasant surprise.
>making entire threads about your obnoxious forced memes from one reddit thread that's probably a year old by now
>>9420469
Metamorphosis is accessible, anon. Just be prepared to have a different understanding of it to everyone else. The narrative is simple enough but the motivations behind everyone's actions should be questioned.
It's only about 50 pages long so you could finish it in one afternoon if you're not too busy.
>>9421836
I'm pretty sure it was late 2016. Time doesn't pass that fast, unfortunately.