ITT: Terrible book reviews

>>9410598
>y-you're not supposed to enjoy something in this way!

>>9410615
I don't see anything wrong with this.

>>9410800
But on the other hand, getting caught up in a narrative will mean you understand a lot of a book's important things, even if you don't do it consciously.

>If Don Quixote was going to be written today, it would be about video games rotting someone’s brains and they tried to bring the rules of video games into real life
Actually it'd probably be written about some guy who watched too many cowboy movies and then thought he was The Man who Had No Name. Chivalric romance was pretty dead by the time Cervantes got around to writing his book.

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Nacho Libre ad Galaxy Quest are great you faggot

and so is Don Quixote

>>9410819
>Actually it'd probably be written about some guy who watched too many cowboy movies and then thought he was The Man who Had No Name. Chivalric romance was pretty dead by the time Cervantes got around to writing his book.
this is already me. I've spent most of my life alone and I take all my social cues from cowboy movies and 60 french crime movies

>>9410598
>>9410819
The more I read this, the more I like it. It feels like they're just trying to make their pleb audience read DQ by comparing it to pop-culture.

I'm surprised she didn't mention his racism.