Explain to me why I should read this man instead of reading a classic.

I wouldn't know if you should read America's foremost prose stylist, I'm not american.

>>9405017
because he is a future classic.

>>9405017
he is a classic

>>9405017
>writer posing seriously in front of bookcase

Just for once, I'd like to see one having fun on a bouncy castle.

To be able to constructively BTFO all the local annoying american pseuds in their freshman year of liberal arts school whenever they try to memespam another turgid academic critic, who has produced nothing but subpar pomo trash and one slightly-above-mediocre doorstopper.

>>9405017
you shouldn't. stop looking formpeople to idolize.

>>9405017
Who is that literally who? That literal piece of western shit?

>>9405726
If i was a published author I'd do a mix of satirical and edgy PR photo sessions with daft ones like the one you said.

I guess authors aren't even near the point where photo shoots can be anything but fun.

>>9405017
you can't read a man silly billy

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>>9405780
>>9405726

His prose is gorgeous. The Tunnel and Omensetter's Luck are classics already.

>>9405899
My ass is a classic too, did you know? Have you read it?

>>9405909
No, I kicked it.

>>9405921
No you didn't!

>>9405017
>hasn't read all the classics already
>costanza.jpg

>>9405751
> turgid
some words I can never remember...

>>9405017
You should read widely. Classics are excellent, but shouldn't be the only thing

>>9405017
BRRRAAAAAAAAPPP