YOUR aphorisms.

Those who say they can do it and cannot do it are usually right.

Those who think they live life to the fullest live life not at all.

damn op that is super corny, "to sell is to lie" sounds mighty edgy dude, but do u suppose "to sell is to educate", "to sell is to inform", if you have a great product you have to tell people what it is and how to use it, stop reading so much angsty frankfurt school bullshit

>>9404151
That's a rather long aphorism

>>9404119
People are shit and so are you

>>9404203
Good aphorism my bro

Even the wise men don't know what it's like to cram rodents up your ( )*( )

>>9404216
You too

>>9404119
Jesus Christ this is cringy

OP is a fag
- me, 2017

>>9404223
Same about this one

>>9404119
Lost

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Humanity will never live peacefully until they stop preferring the penis as the base for the construction of meaning

>>9404119
>2017
>aphorisms

I fucking despise aphorisms.

The saint and the scoundrel both utter regret in their last breath.

>>9404119
The labor theory of value is immoral
Price ceilings have literally killed people in natural disasters

>>9404119

You can drain a would.
But you can't wound a drain.

You can post shit, but you can also shitpost.

>>9404119
That's trash. I sell honestly all the time, your product has to be worth a damn tho.

>>9404119
Cheese is essentially necromancy.

Romantic love is the incomprehensible desire to prove yourself wrong.

Humanities curse was that it was born too large for its mind.

Weed has never killed anyone, but it's made them okay with dying.

Language is like two lovers footprints in the sand during low tide.

It is better to waste time doing nothing than to waste time doing something.

Truth is like a gentleman. It dresses for the occasion.

Judging people is like tasting wine. The first glass is the most truthful, after that they start to affect your judgement too much.

Aphorisms are like poop: their process of coming to be may feel good, but once it is over, the remains should be flushed away.

>>9404119
All thing complex are built from what's small and simple.

The man with aphorisms inside his head often finds that his head is inside his rectum.

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