Is this accurate?

>>9386016
>not using books as a way to give your life enough meaning and prolong your suicide

I'm the last one, but I only engage with girls in my imagination

I think the last two should be
being illiterate
and
being an arrangement of virtual particles that coincidentally appears to be a human whenever observed

Pretty much. I also pretend to be left wing in order to bang hot chicks that turn up to protests. If you are okay looking, dress good, and not a smelly leftist that has drank the koolaid, you can pull a lot of pussy through moderate mimicry.

Post-protest sex is the best sex you can have and the women think you are a legitimate feminist.

>>9386148
god you are a piece of shit

>>9386016
The last one only works if you actually have friends who doesn't read at all. Either you'll be ridiculed by your male friends or by the girl you are trying to impress.

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>>9386148
I thought this board had some self-respect.

I read fiction to feel something, mostly from the theme, but prose is important. I read nonfiction to uphold my pretentious persona.

i read to get new ways of thinking about life, history and art, which is a fucking retarded reason to read, but it's so fun after you slog through some long and obscure piece of crap, and then just lay there contentedly digesting it and thinking about what explanatory powers it may have when applied to world history or your personal history

i don't know, i guess i'm a fucking fag. the only book i've ever had a decent conversation about was the bible with hardcore christ fags, talking about anything else just becomes me performing a lecture no one wants to hear

>>9386148
My hero

>>9386016
All I know is that if knowing the plot points "spoils" a book for you, you're a fucking retard.

>>9386155
>t. white knight numale commie

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>>9386148
Haha, shit yeah.