SUICIDE

Do it

>>9385364

you first

>>9385356
>suicide-hanging-knot.jpg

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>>9385370

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>>9385356
>i'll just go into law with my humanities degre--

http://abovethelaw.com/2017/04/clerk-jumps-to-his-death-from-10th-floor-of-manhattan-law-firm/

>>9385356
Too many unread books. Can't do it.

>>9385356
I wish desu

>>9385738

Being a mailroom clerk sounds comfy as fuck. I can think of many, many worse jobs that pay close to minimum wage.

Wouldn't this be an ideal job for a sad frog?

what's to discuss

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suicide means that you hoped for a better life. not suiciding is the ultimate form of resignation.

>>9385767
This. Always this.

When I got back from uni, I discovered that I had gotten too tall to hang myself from the place I'd picked when younger in case shit ever got too rough.

Goddamn it. Anyway, now I'm going to put my English & PoliSci degree in a box and go build cellphone towers. So. Do it. Or Don't.

>>9385356
Seems kind of worthless, honestly. You're afterlife options are: karmic/divine punishment, nothing happens, or you have to just constantly relive your same existence over and over. None of those options really seems to point to suicide as the best option

>>9385356
If you're so self-involved that you look around at the world and can't see anything worth your time and effort, then whatever you do is for the best.

>>9385356
Why is this topic constantly discussed here?

Why not genocide, fratricide or herbicide?

>>9386104
God reminded you that only manlets deserve such a fate

Now or later... no one cares

It is for the plebeian who cannot realize the meaning of life. He is unintelligent and vulnerable.