>"Hey Dad, know any good books?"

Who the fuck are you? I don't have a son

>>9384998
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Trundra

Fuck off. Just fuck right off, you little weasel shit. I know you think its HILARIOUS that I read books while you sit up in your room playing your fatuous VR quint-sensual video games. I know you laugh at me with your virtual friends. You don't even make an effort to hide it. You know what? That's fine. You live in your little virtual world away from me and your mother and we'll live in our old-fashioned world, with our silly little books and non-interactive, fully static entertainments. I really could not give two shits any more. We used to show something called respect to our parents. You don't even know how to have respect for yourself. You're lost, you're fucking dead inside, Kenneth. Now don't cry - I thought you'd transcended humanity now? I thought you were on your way to "posthumanism"? I guess all these hifalutin, toaster-fucking ideas really come to nothing when you're faced with a real interaction, don't they? Get out of my sight. Dinner's at seven

Read The 120 days of sodom anon, it was written specifically for a man of your tastes.

>hand him the collected works of Peter Sotos

>>9385036
lol

Though it's your fault for naming him Kenneth

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>>9385036
Excellent prose my good man

>>9384998
James Patterson is essential DadCore.