ITT: shitty book covers

>>9381468
Maybe because it's literally just the cover of the shitty EA video game

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>>9381480
You don't say

Now this is actually disgusting

wtf I suddenly hate capitalism

>>9381468
>Longfellow translation
Ew

>>9381468
>TO LEARN HOW THE GAME'S CREATORS TURNED DANTE'S NOTORIOUS NINE CIRCLES OF HELL INTO THE HOTTEST GAME AROUND
Jesus fuck.

>>9381468
>the blockbuster that's rocking the video-game world
>EA's thrilling videogame Dante's Inferno has exploded into the scene
>Welcome to Hell—let the nightmares begin
Not even my autistic 13 year-old ramblings were this cringey

>>9381504
Is he even considered bad?

>>9381529
His poetry sure as hell isn't good

>>9381539
Did you read his translation?

I played this in high school and for some reason (I think it's the headpiece), half of the time I picture Odysseus as EA Games's Dante, and the other half of the time he and the rest of my literary characters are fuzzy slates.

>>9381604
I picture Odysseus as he looked like in Age of Mythology but obviously not low poly and with longer hair