The pros and cons.

I am SO sick and tired of people assuming I'm a homosexual.
Sorry if you're frail white male ego is too weak to ever consider performing some arbitrary action in a voluntary exchange. I have a right to my body just as mych as Ihave a right to the products of it, and I can give a man head without being gay. It's not just a matter of legality, although prostitution of all kinds should be legal, and it's not a matter of age of consent, since I was clearly able to give consent. But what pisses me off most is that people assume that you have to be gay to suck a man's dick.
Like, hello? It's not like I derived pleasure from it, just he did. The only thing I got from it was three hundred bucks, thats it. I didn't enjoy it or want to repeat it (althuogh I did a few times in college when things got rough) but thats' my point, that I should be able to preforn sexual favors for money without it impinging on my reputation as a straight guy. So DONE with these guys who are so tied up in their sexuality they're unable to comprehend a straight man sucking another straight man's dick for money.
Nobody would even know if it weren't for the fact that my girlfriend was sleeping with him (and yes she was still my girlfriend at the time and so cheating on me) and she got upset when she found out I gave better head than she did. Not that I'm proud of that, but it's a useful skill to have.

>>9378784
story of my life in an alternative universe where cell phone cameras where never invented

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>9378777
of what