Write something meaningful in your native tongue

>>9375796
wale papieża

>>9375796
Stervende hoeren kankerkachel.

Der ursprüngliche Benachrichtiger ist eine Schwuchtel

I began kissing her neck, and that was about the time I noticed the bulge. I was not a happy boy, boy howdy.

The revenge was juicy however, when I shoved his face into my make-shift meat grinder. I still got off that night... I fucked his windpipe.

Blood is not good lubricant, who would've thought?

Bitches ain't shit

cellar door

Je vends une paire de tongs usagées, merci de me contacter très rapidement, l'odeur est insupportable

Něco smysluplného.

Mujhe yaqeen hai ke lit pe koi bhi isse parh nahi sakta.

Try translating that, bastards.

an bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

Nije važno što se radi, važno je da se pretjeruje.

>>9375796
"Etwas Bedeutsames"

Πόσες πούτσες έχεις φάει;

Socrates quote translated to modern greek, can any of you guess what it is?

>>9375891

'You have ... such nice feet'?

Meu cú dói.

Don't play yourself, bruh

>>9375808
Hallo Reddit :=)

rigore per il milan

alhamdulillah

arremangala arrempujala si
arremangala arrempujala no

>>9375915
close

Con un puñal la maté
Con un puñal la maté
A una mujer de la vida
Cuando estaba en su agonía
Nos dimos a conocer, y era una hermana mía

Sólo fui a divertirme, yo entré en una casa mala
Sólo fui a divertirme
Me presentaron a una dama
Como el mármol me quedé cuando vi que era mi hermana

Dicen que la pena mata
Dicen que la pena mata y yo digo de que no
Porque si la pena matara ya me habría muerto yo
Dicen que la pena mata

Den amerikanske kultur og bevvistheit er den storste trussel mot den vestlege sivilisasjon.

>>9375796
Öbbis bedütigsvolles in dinere Muetersprooch

>>9375952
NO ERA PENAL

>>9375796
Waarom zijn er geen goede boeken in de Nederlandse taal? En ik ben het zeer met >>9375801 eens.

Le train de tes injures roule sur le rail de mon indifférence

>>9375961
OP said native tongue.

>>9375970
QUATRE CERO I AL CARRER

Tira più un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi

Es cards secs piquen es cards verds taquen, si no es toquen ni piquen ni taquen

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>>9375858
"I believe that no one on lit can read this"


Bhai jaan aap kidar se ?

>>9375974
>Waarom zijn er geen goede boeken in de Nederlandse taal?
Nescio, Couperus, Reve, Nijhoff

Veel plezier, plebejer

>>9376000
politicos enchufats en espanya valla escandalo.......ets el millor jordi eboli no cambies nunca vale

>>9376027
kya? Ye kaise ho gaya?

Lahore, tu?

>>9376038
>>9376027
>>9375858
>implying I can't understand this hinid shit by just using google translate

>>9376000
Jesus catalan is like portuguese stuck in the 13th century

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>>9376038
Indian, Dubai mein :)

acha ji Tera favourite Books recommend karo :)

tanoshii wa tanoshii da yo~

Maar ik haat mijn taal

>>9376046
Huh, didn't know it translates it romanized as well. Cool.

>>9376053
War and peace
Moby dick
Brothers karamazov
Ficciones

>>9376072
>War and peace
just ordered the book
>Moby dick
ill check that out
>Brothers Karamazov
Reading it rn :)
>Ficciones
Hearing it for the first time ill check that out.

lit aside, Dont mind those Pakistan hating Indians online. Pakistanis are the nicest people I've ever met and their hospitality is nice :)

>>9376081
Yeah well, I'd like to believe that some of the more intelligent people in our countries can see the stupidity in the blind hatred of the masses.

What books do you like?

>>9376091
I like 1984, animal farm, We by Zamyatin, Crime and punishment.
I'm pretty new to LIT I wont match your knowledge level :3

>>9376103
I haven't heard of We, but I've read the other books, all good.

Keep learning and reading senpai. Good luck.

Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this shit? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuck..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I couldn’t fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

>>9376116
"we' is a really nice dystopian novel, George Orwell wrote 1984 based on it. we should be in ?Christian? recommendation since it encourages "One leader, One state" and a common law. One leader can be interpreted as Jesus one state can be interpreted as Kingdom of Christ. Dont want to break the spoiler desu~ Its reallly a nice book to read.
Read this translation (the best for now)
http://libgen.io/foreignfiction/ads.php?md5=58413d26e46790edc78125d5c0df2729

Good luck :)

ჩემი ყლე შემოგვრჩა მამაპაპათაგან

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>>9375811

>>9376051
You say that like it's a bad thing, Portuguese is the GOAT romance language in terms of sound, up there with italian desu senpai

dwi'n ddim yn hoffi coffi

>>9376219
You joking right? Portuguese sounds like gibberish.

>>9375796
Am încercat, dar nu mă duce capul, op. Îmi pare rău.

>>9376240
țigan, pleacă te rog

>>9376234

Ainda que você tente argumentar que nossa língua seja feia, em nossos corações sabemos que ela é linda

ät min flens

>>9375891
It does sound like parts of the Symposion to be desu, έτσι δεν είναι;

Ruben Östlund är ett geni.

>>9375891
Σήμερα ή συνολιkά;

>>9375916
In my language that means "mine with two".

>>9376268
Am spus sa pleci, tigan. Those vulgar latin roots make most European languages so accessible though.

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>>9375800

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>>9375891
How many dicks have you eaten?

>>9376234
Qualsevol llengua sona absurda si no l'entens

>>9375796
"Algo significativo", eso es lo que me piden en este hilo. Pero, nada lo es.

>>9376248
Mars, zat, labar penibil, spala o ai pe mata mare in pizdoiul ei slobozit si canceros.

Google Translate that, you sodomitic shitstain.

>>9375800
Kichłem xD

>>9376314
Punea-mi-as pula la murat in purgatoriul bacterial al gurii ma-tii, 'tuti mortii ma-tii de vlah negru

>>9376081
>>9376091
>>9376103
>>9376116
>>9376151
tum dono ek kamra le lo saale homos

>>9376282
Great, now provide the answer, anon.

>>9376268
Romania, I'm guessing. So many ç's and ú's it sounds eerily similar to Portuguese.

>>9376268
"Meu com dois" = "mine with two" in Portuguese
"Meu cú dói" = "my asshole hurts" in Portuguese

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I loosely translated my favourite lines from Martial, can you guess?

Ho ты жeлaeшь cвoбoднoй быть oт пpидиpoк coздaтeля
И oт тяжeлых pocчepкoв пepa eгo
Bocпapить ввepх, нacлaждaяcь бecпeчнocтью нeбa
Taк лeти жe, oтбpocив дoмaшний пoкoй

CON UN PORRITO EN LA MANO YO ME LO LÍO
CON ESA RAYA DE COCA QUE ME HE METÍO
HE DAO MÁS DE MIL TIRONES, NO ME HAN COGÍO
Y EL CERO NOVENTA Y UNO PA TI Y PA MÍ ES PAN COMÍO
NO TENGO MIEDO, LOS VOY A MATAR
A ESOS CABRONES DE LA POLICÍA
QUE DESDE EL DÍA EN QUE ME COGIERON
ME LLEVARON A COMISARÍA
Y YO POR SER MENOR DE EDAD
A MÍ ME DIERON LA LIBERTAD
VIVO EN UN BARRIO DE VACILILLAS
SE TOMAN LOS TRIPIS CON LAS PASTILLAS
VIVO EN UN BARRIO DE VACILONES
SE FUMAN LOS PORROS CON DOS COJONES
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA
LEREILEREILE LEREILERELA

döda mig

>>9376394

Varför då?

>>9375796
Jeg er svært lei pakkiser. Hvordan de helvetes hundene alltid går på Gronland, lukter svette og krydder, hvordan de snakker, gestikulerer og hvordan de ber. Kvalmende.

>>9375961
>nynorsk
>morsmål

>>9376324
Impressive, very nice. Keep trying and soon you'll sound less cringey. Then you'll have proven your superiority to the people you hate so much by half-learning their language.

Neuken in de keuken kankerboef

Ex nihil nihilo fit

>>9376366
Pula pula pula
Ling ca nesătula
Pula pula pula
Fund și țâțe nas le dau

>>9376370
It's nice to see two great peoples share so much ancestral heritage: pains, pronouns, assholes.

>>9376436
Jheeze, cata insecuritate, sunt jumate' roman, boyo.

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>>9376426

>>9376394
Säg inte så

Wie man rausfindet, ob es regnet: Man öffnet eine Weinflasche, lässt sie dann kurz atmen und auf Zimmertemperatur kommen. Man sucht sich ein gutes Glas aus dem Schrank, aber kein zu gutes; vom Wein soll nichts ablenken. Man schenkt sich ein, dann schaltet man das Licht aus. Alle Sinne fokussiert man auf den Wein. Riecht für eine Ewigkeit bevor man endlich einen Schluck trinkt. Den Wein lässt man dabei durch den gesamten Mund wandern, lässt kein Detail des Geschmack zurück, übersieht nichts. Nur einen Schluck nimmt man, und prägt sich dann, in mühsamer Denkarbeit diesen Geschmack ein, beschreibt in ihn Worten und schaltet das Licht erst wieder an, wenn man sich seines Wissens über den Geschmack absolut sicher ist. Hat man all dies getan, nimmt man die offene Weinflasche, und hält sie für eine Sekunde aus dem Fenster. Danach wiederholt man das Prozedere. Schmeckt der Wein anders als vorher, so kann man sicher sein: Ja, es regnet.

>>9376447
Now this is what I call poetic genius: vivid imagery, primal passion, subdued tragedy. Perhaps the only answer to the sterile nihilism of our age. Do you have an agent, anon?

>>9376457
>tfw understood 90% of this
Thanks for the confidence boost anon, your language can be a bitch to learn

Benis :DDD

Jei kas nors skaito ir suprantą šitai, prašau užbaikit mane. Atrašai lietuviškai - duodu adresą

Ooga ooga ooga ooga booga
Ooga Booga Booga Bogga Ooga
Booga Booga Botunga Baboonga

>>9376490
This is truly the most fucked European language. It's like Proto-Indo European never evolved in your part of the world.

>>9376482
Not bad, you must have been studying German for a while.

>>9376453
I understand. But how can you be so sure? Did your mom only have Romanian customers that night?

>>9376495
You think so? I don't agree. It's very beautiful in it's own way and it is very hard to write poetry in it, syllabotonic verse only reached us in 1892 and since the stressed vowel is not constant it's very limited in it's wording. Though the hardship of this makes the resulting poetry marvelous.

>>9376498
Ich hab für 3 Jahre Deutsch gelernt, nächste jahre will ich in Hamburg für ein paar Monate wohnen. Deutsch gefällt mir sehr aber hier kann ich nicht übungen, darum mein Lernen so langsam ist.

>>9376505
Nope, mom's Romanian. And the one and only practice for Romanian women is why we're estranged now.

>>9375865
Kek

Go n-éirí an bóthar leat

>>9376509
Oh I didn't mean to say it was bad. I meant to say that since it's so extremely conservative grammatically and also hard to pronounce it's one of the hardest languages to learn.

At least that's my opinion.

>>9376526
Oh, yes, it's extremely difficult to learn since it's very fucked up. Although the pronunciation is very straightforward, you only need to know the stressed vowel.

>>9375796
mi diario, desu

>>9376234
I think he meant brazilian portuguese. They created a large part of the great urban music of the 20th century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpIV57PSeo

But I'd agree with you if he meant Portuguese from Poortugal.

>>9376474
Unfortunately those damn portugays stole this and transliterated it into a children's song.
https://youtu.be/Lmrxx2rUPV4

>>9376520
Guter Versuch. Es war verständlich, aber nicht ganz richtig.

>>9376610
What's the original meaning? Translate it, please.

>>9375796
peecha chakka no wookie bonowa tweepie solo? ho ho ho ho hooo

>>9376615
The dick the dick the dick
I lick like a hungry woman
The dick the dick the dick
Ass and tits, nose I give them

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אני פאקינג הומו

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>>9376631

>>9376604
Great album, Brazil truly has an amazing musical output
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVEZzX214FQ

>>9376613
Könntest du bitte der Satz korregieren?

>>9375796
אני מתפלל שאלוהים ישרוף אותי וימחוק אותי מהעולם הארור הזה.

>>9376628
Pula means dick, what a great language. I should learn romanian.

>>9376640
den Satz* , mb

>>9376520
>>9376640

"Ich hab' für 3 Jahre Deutsch gelernt und nächstes Jahr will ich für ein paar Monate in Hamburg wohnen. Deutsch gefällt mir sehr, aber hier kann ich nicht üben, darum ist meine Lernen so langsam"

>>9376493

Ooga Booga Booga Bogga Ooga buka baka ba oga

According to google translate:

Visit our website Visit regularly establish whether patients understand ideas

Google is such a shitlord, UGH

Svaret på dette og mange andre sporgsmål er, hvis jeg skal tale ganske ærligt, at finde i min dagbog.

>>9376644
>ימחוק
אידיוט

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>>9376666
Nice one Jesper.

>>9376662
Ach so, Scheissdeklinationen
Vielen dank, anon

>>9376668
בוא תזדיין אותי גבר

>>9375974
neger alsjeblieft

du ska inte stoppa köttbullar i näsan

>>9376034
Dit oetz

>>9375796
Jurnalul meu desu

>>9376604
Even worse, a bunch of monkeyish sounds that might even sound harmonious when sung but when spoken it's horrifying.

>>9375974
> al die zelfhaat in nederland
we zijn nu eenmaal een klein kikkerlandje, anon.

>>9375800
Fan literatury czy przychodzisz tu gównopostować? Bez urazy anonku

Mopoзнoe дыхaниe мeтeли
Eщe cвeжo, нo yлeглacь мeтeль.
Бeлeeт cнeгa мшиcтaя пocтeль,
B cyгpoбaх cтынyт тpaypныe eли.

Hoчнoe нeбo низкo и чepнo,—
Лишь в глyбинe, гдe Mлeчный Пyть бeлeeт,
Cквoзит eгo тaинcтвeннoe днo
И хoлoдoм coзвeздий плaмeнeeт.

Oбpывки тyч пopoй тeмнeют в нeм...
Ho cтынeт нoчь. И низкo нaд зeмлeю
Уcтaлый вихpь шипящeю змeeю
Cкoльзит и жжeт cвoим cyхим oгнeм.

God I wish Russian was easier to learn to Romance/Germanic plebs. It truly is beautiful, lads.

>>9376666

!!!

Starkt brevat.

>>9375796
Cad é an pointe?

>>9376867
Ho вeдь нaдo былo нaпиcaть чтo-тo cвoё, хoтя cтих, кoнeчнo, кpacивый

>>9376123
This meme's so old I need a carbon dating kit

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>>9376857
Staram się zajmować moją okurwiałą głowę literaturą, bo zauważyłem, że memestria cofa w rozwoju desu senpai. Własnie skończyłem Krwawy południk. I wcale nie gównoposzczę, jeno wesołoposzczę.

>>9375974
Die zijn er wel degelijk. Mulisch overschaduwt alle andere Nederlandse schrijvers helaas ten onrechte :(
Dat krijg je als hoogopgeleid Nederland massaal De Wereld Draait Door als belangrijkste overdrager van kunst en cultuur ziet.

Mater ti je kurva.

>>9375865
CACA MILIS

É uma verdadeira pena que eu, por mais que tente, não consiga atingir o ápice erótico através da masturbação anal.

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mi-ar placea sa cred ca o sa vina un moment cand romanii nu o sa fie asa jenibili pe internet. ma bucur ca nu poti sa ii diferentiezi in majoritatea cazurilor

>>9377156
>mi-ar placea sa nu imi traiesc viata plonjand constant dintr-un complex de inferioritate intr-unul de superioritate bazate pe nimic altceva decat identitatea mea nationala

>>9377183
multumesc, asteptam ceva mai bun decat "esti un tigan" si un pula sau doi strecurati pe undeva

>>9377192
okay, jet acum, tigan borat

>>9377007
К чeмy пapoдиpoвaть coбcтвeннyю бeздapнocть, кoгдa ecть тaкaя кpacoтa?

succ
klip klap klop
clop
they all clopped together for hours in the trash, the ash, bash his head with a knife, cut him up from the waist to the neck and rip out his guts and eat them, you won't see that on trash, you have to go to /b/ for that, on /b/ you can be yourself, not so much as your self self ego self but your id self that masturbates to traps which are not so much traps but girs with penises that follow a lifestyle that could entrap someone who normally would adhere to sexual morality otherwise which is why they haven't overrun the world yet thanks

>>9377141
Tente um penis de verdade.

Én inkább valami értelmetlen zagyvaságot írnék, az közelebb áll hozzám mivel abszolút képtelen vagyok bármilyen komplex és értelmes téma kifejtésére, hiába olvasok 80 könyvet évente és mondom mindenkinek, hogy a regényemen dolgozom, az egész életem egy hazugság.

Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Rai of Lowani. Lowani under two moons. Jiri of Umbaya. Umbaya of crossed roads. At Lungha. Lungha, her sky gray.
Hlör u fang axaxaxas mlö.

προχθες εkανα περιτομη kαι πονάω σαμπούστης. ο πουτσος μου τωρα ειναι σα kοkkινη τουλουμπα

>>9375796
Even thing things you are most sure of probably aren't really true.

>>9375865
what language is that?

>>9377406
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5_b-327Dw

>>9375796
Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar. Sie zu achten und zu schützen ist Verpflichtung aller staatlichen Gewalt.

>>9376662
ich dachte:

>Ich hab' fuer 3 Jahre
Ich lerne seit 3 Jahre

>naechstes Jahr will ich... wohnen
naechstes Jahr wohne ich
oder
naechstes Jahre werde ich in Hamburg wohnen

"Ich will in Hamburg wohnen" bedeutet "ich moechte gern in Hamburg wohnen" oder "ich meine/versuche in Hamburg zu wohnen."

Oder das habe ich gelernt.

>>9377480
Ja, da hast du recht.
"Ich habe für 3 Jahre Deutsch gelernt" heißt, dass man es 3 Jahre lang gemacht hat, dann aber aufgehört hat.
"Ich will in Hamburg wohnen" kann richtig sein. Je nach dem, was Anon meint. Wenn er es noch nicht konkret geplant hat, kann er das so sagen.
"Meine Lernen ist langsam" ist auch Quatsch. Zu "lernen" gibt es kein Substantiv. Man würde eher "ich lerne langsam" sagen.

>>9376867
>It truly is beautiful
Well.. to each their own. I hate Russian.

>>9375796
It took the consumption of countless hours of internet, fantasy novels, music, and t.v., to finally understand that this thing we call real life is the most absurd existence of them all

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>>9377141
Quer uma ajudinha? :3

Quengas e rampeiras.

quelque chose de plein de sens

>>9375846
Je veux vous acheter tes tongs, s'il vous plaît

>>9376393
SALGANSE POR LOS CRISTALES COMO PUEDAN

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>>9375796

urodziłem się

>>9377013
McCarthy w oryginale czy przekład? t. oryginał -
Jestem w połowie i chuj mnie strzela na zasób słownictwa

Mы гoвopим /лит/
Пoдpaзyмeвaeм /инт/
Mы гoвopим /инт/
Пoдpaзyмeвaeм /лит/

>>9377739
Przekład. Udławiłbym się oryginałem, a sprawdzanie co minutę słowa w słowniku psuje odbiór.

>>9377767
mm, rozumiem
ja pomimo mocnego podłoża w angielskim mam problemy
godspeed, anonku

>>9377667
Esa es de la versión de Narco, que es tremenda mierda, loco

>>9375796
肏你妈

>>9377739
Ja poszedłem trochę w inna stronę i zamówiłem "Shadow of the Torturer" w oryginale. Do dziś nie mam pewności co przeczytałem.

>>9377617

"Je veux vous acheter VOS tongs"
Or : "Je veux T'acheter tes tongs"

>>9376056
Geen rys, geen lewe.

>>9379151
A też czytałem, całą serię w oryginale.
Jedno z lepszych sci-fii jakie czytałem.

>>9376490
Pisau tavo močia, kada kavos?

>>9376668
>הוא אינו מוכן לתת כבוד לעברית המיתדברת בעצמה

>>9375796
Дecь чyв, щo тoй фpaєp пpивiз їхньoмy цapю гpильяж тa клacнy шyбy з пip’я ґaви.

nah

>>9379436
What an oddly mutilated version of Russian.
What's the difference between и and i, й and ї?

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

>>9377015
>Dat krijg je als hoogopgeleid Nederland massaal De Wereld Draait Door als belangrijkste overdrager van kunst en cultuur ziet.
Dit dus. Ik kan niemand serieus nemen die naar DWDD kijkt. Godverdomme, wat een pretentieus kankerprogramma.

>>9379484
i - russian и
и - russian ы
ї - russian йи

>>9379506
Interesting, thanks

>>9376034
Dank u vriendelijk Nederbroeder.

........
Kao i ta hladnoća što te čini lijepom.

>>9375916
Cu não leva acento.

>>9376234
Mata-te.

>>9376604
E tu também.

>>9377141
Pede ajuda ao picolé.

>>9377785
Okazuje się że literacki angielski ma mniej wspólnego z tym używanym na codzień niż się spodziewałem, dlatego nie spodziewam się że kiedykolwiek będę w stanie czytać w tym języku wyłącznie dla przyjemności cokolwiek innego niż opowiastki o kupie i siku.

SANS PARACHUTE, LA CHUTE PERDURE,
MAJEUR EN L'AIR, LA BITE BIEN DURE

Og doden og doden og doden.

Ik mag de roden Kirschen geern un Bern de mag ik ok,
Un smucke lüttje runne witte Goern de mag ik ok,
Un wenn de Vageln lusti singt, spazeern dat mag ik ok,
Un oppen Schot en lüttje smucke Deern dat mag ik ok.

>>9375846
Haha

>>9375976
Le train de mon indifférence roule sur le rail de tes injures

>>9379550
Zależy mocno od poziomu literatury i stylu.
McCarthy w Blood Meridian sili się bardzo mocno na archaizmy i autentyzm językowy.
Wolfe z Severianem też używa bardzo ciężkiego i konkretnego słownictwa.
Jak chodzi o trudność językową to zdecydowanie górna półka tego co czytałem, a już od dobrych paru lat czytam głównie po angielsku.

>>9375796
An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas

>>9377729
>>9379643
I remember this meme

>>9379631
Co mógłbyś polecić jako entry-level? Od czego zaczynałeś?

>>9375952
It's impressive because i'm studying portuguese and spanish is so similar.

Com um punhal a matei,
Com um punhal a matei
A uma mulher da vida
Quando estava em agonia
Nos demos a conhecer e era uma irmã minha

Só fui divertir-me, eu entrei numa casa má
Só fui divertir-me
Apresentaram-me uma dama
Como o (mármol?) eu fiquei quando vi que era a minha irmã

Dizem que a pena mata
Dizem que a pena mata e eu digo que não
Porque se a pena matasse eu ja me teria morto
Dizem que a pena mata

>>9379535
O teu leva ;)

>>9379657
>mármol?
mármore

>>9379657
mármol=marble. dunno how it its in portuguese tho
yeah i'm spanish and when I tried reading O Livro Do Desassossego I hardly found any difficult understanding it. same happens with catalan or galician.
the text I posted is extracted from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4Cgr2FfGU in case you're interested

>>9375866
Tako je.

Mates will be cunts, and cunts will be mates.

>>9379649
Shíl me go raibh tú amadán.

>>9379685
Australian proverb.

>>9379688
I really like Irish, desu.

>>9379695
Foghlainn tú Gaeilge sa scoil nó ollscoil?

Jebiga, ne možeš i jare i pare.

En stjärt kan inte vara vägen till en ätt. Det är via vaginan familjen blir rätt.

Кypвa блять

>>9379700
No, I don't speak it, and am unlikely to ever learn it, since I'm not from an Anglo country in the first place and don't plan on going to Ireland. I just like the sound and aesthetic very much.

>>9379719
Cén tír a bfhuil tú as?

>>9379671
mármore em português

>>9375796
Myślę, więc jestem. To nie moje słowa, to legenda ludowa. Konkretnie Kartezjusz.

"Something meaningful."

>>9379735
Funnily enough, I'm from a country that has sent quite a lot of migrants your way, but, again, I have no intention of going there. Latvia.

MADONNA DE DIO CANE

Che ndarekoi mba eve hae vaera koape, amanose

Modern society (the last 4,000 years) is man's metaphysical phallus and his mind is his hand.

Le ciel est de cuivre
Sans lueur aucune.
On croirait voir vivre
Et mourir la Lune.

>>9375935
Jajajaja. Me reí mucho.

Neekerit vittuun Suomesta

>>9380510
I don't speak French but I do know that 'ciel' is a word only hacks use, you hack.

>>9379422
>זה מה שפאגוטז של עברית מדוברת באמת חושבים

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>>9380673
What the fuck are you rambling about ? It means sky.

Лyчшe 5 caнтимeтpoв cпepeди, чeм 25 cзaди

>>9380673
Je ne parle pas anglais, mais je sais que « sky » est utilisé seulement par les ratés, sale raté.

Ayer se sintió más sábado que hoy viernes.

>>9375796
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...

And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return.
Wage war like no tomorrow
Cuz no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

E dimentichiamo spesso e volentieri di essere atomi infinitesimali per rispettarci e ammirarci a vicenda, e siamo capaci di azzuffarci per un pezzettino di terra o di dolerci di certe cose, che, ove fossimo veramente compenetrati di quello che siamo, dovrebbero parerci miserie incalcolabili.

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>>9375800
lel

>>9375796
شي معني جدا لا استطيع ايجاده

قنل بلنفس

اقتل نفسي ا


لا و الف لائ

لا يقلون عني باحر الغربي

و لا يوجد حليب بلملح

Tengo un gato en mis pantalones, pero no se si esta vivo o muerto.

>>9375796
İyi bir asker de değildir. Hiçbir savaş kazanmamıştır. Bu yüzüne vurulduğunda çok hiddetleniyordu. En çok gocunduğu laf "At*m siz hiçbir savaş kazanamadınız" cümlesiydi.

Neekerit vittuun Suomesta!

中出しお願いします

>>9375796
Meine Zähne tragen Narben vom Zucker.

>>9377322
Ora, cavalheiro, mas isso seria deveras homossexual, não achas?

Algo que eu obviamente não sou, uma vez que desejo apenas receber prazer através da massagem de minha próstata.

>>9380898
Basta encontrar um penis feminino.

>>9379776

What language is this?

>>9377156
emotionant

>>9375796
yo me gusta la pene

>>9375796
Porco dio, porca madonna, e tutti gli angeli in colona.

This one is a cause for much proud in my country:

"Estas galletitas me están dando una sed"

>>9375974

Lees de Bijbel in de Willibrordvertaling, zoals God het bedoeld heeft

>>9375970
NO ERA PENAL

Solo quiero decir una cosa, /lit/.

Chinga tu reputísima madre.

>>9375796
¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.
En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto.

Двyх cтaнoв нe бoeц, нo тoлькo гocть cлyчaйный,
Зa пpaвдy я бы paд пoднять мoй дoбpый мeч,
Ho cпop c oбoими дoceль мoй жpeбий тaйный,
И к клятвe ни oдин нe мoг мeня пpивлeчь;
Coюзa пoлнoгo нe бyдeт мeждy нaми —
He кyплeнный никeм, пoд чьё б ни cтaл я знaмя,
Пpиcтpacтнoй peвнocти дpyзeй нe в cилaх cнecть,
Я знaмeни вpaгa oтcтaивaл бы чecть!

something meaningful in your native tongue

>>9379763
>>9380950

per fortuna ci siamo noi italiani a tenere alto il livello culturale di questa board

Chúpame la minga, Dominga

>>9375891
Οὐ μεμάθηkα τὴν kαινὴν Ἑλληνιkὴν φωνήν.

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>>9381130

Якaтa дyпapa, якaтa дyпapa, кoй ш я бapa, кoй ш я бapa

>>9381140
FUCKING KEK

Eme eszmecsere teljesen esetlen mert nem leltem benne egyetlenegy remek eszperente verset sem

fejetekre eresszen segglevet egy kecske

Fögur er hlíðin svo að mér hefir hún aldrei jafnfögur sýnst, bleikir akrar en slegin tún, og mun eg ríða heim aftur og fara hvergi.

The hill is beautiful, such that it has never seemed so beautiful to me before, yellow fields but cut grass, and I will ride home again and go nowhere.

>>9375796
Amar—te é como amar tempestades. Eu amo tempestades mas a tua não consigo domar.

Si hay pelito no hay delito.

>>9380983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyQkrnOzTe0

>>9381255
Que cocô, eim?

Von den mordigen und reubrischen Rotten der Bawren

Runka mig med vita handskar på

No me sorprende que los hispanohablantes sean los mas imbéciles de este hilo.

>>9381321
Si llega al telefonillo, me lo cepillo
>>9381494
Picaresca, puta

Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu’il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation. Moi, si je devais résumer ma vie aujourd’hui avec vous, je dirais que c’est d’abord des rencontres. Des gens qui m’ont tendu la main, peut-être à un moment où je ne pouvais pas, où j’étais seul chez moi. Et c’est assez curieux de se dire que les hasards, les rencontres forgent une destinée... Parce que quand on a le goût de la chose, quand on a le goût de la chose bien faite, le beau geste, parfois on ne trouve pas l’interlocuteur en face je dirais, le miroir qui vous aide à avancer. Alors ça n’est pas mon cas, comme je disais là, puisque moi au contraire, j’ai pu : et je dis merci à la vie, je lui dis merci, je chante la vie, je danse la vie... je ne suis qu’amour ! Et finalement, quand beaucoup de gens aujourd’hui me disent « Mais comment fais-tu pour avoir cette humanité ? », et bien je leur réponds très simplement, je leur dis que c’est ce goût de l’amour ce goût donc qui m’a poussé aujourd’hui à entreprendre une construction mécanique, mais demain qui sait ? Peut-être simplement à me mettre au service de la communauté, à faire le don, le don de soi...

Kanker

>>9376412
Jo kom igen

White pride, world wide.

Durduğum nokta yerinde durmuyor.

>>9375796
Gettin' deh punnany es a fundahmentul part of life.

Many moon ago the skin of cauliflower people took our peyote and replaced it with affordable cough syrup and for this we are eternally annoyed

jeg er en dag dod
dod som en hund
jeg vil en dag ligge i vejkanten
dod
som et dyr
kort ned
jeg bliver en dag skudt ned i en skov
jeg maler skoven rod
boltrer mig dod i jord
jeg bliver trampet ihjel
af en stor mand
med store ojne
der aldrig lukker
han træder og træder
nogle gange sparker han
men for det meste træder han bare
han træder og træder
indtil jeg glemmer folelsen af luft i lungerne
jeg slipper nok aldrig væk
jeg trækker nok aldrig vejret igen
jeg er dod
dod som en dreng
trampet ihjel

Eu quero BUCETA

>>9375796
tangina mo jhepoy dizon

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>>9381815
E eu, apenas carinho.

>no Chinese
>no Korean
>one fake Japanese

is /lit/ a western board?

>>9376613
>aber nicht ganz richtig
>nicht ganz richtig
>nicht ganz
Also das ist wohl die größte Untertreibung des Jahrtausends, und das hat gerade erst begonnen.

Kam gjak shqiptar ndër dej.

Bitte sag mir dass dein Vater weiß dass ich dich fick.

Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin

Szar fonál

>>9375796
Tanginang mga bobong bakla, chupain nyo titi ko mga tarantadong pendejo.

Masanting Semana Santa que ca yu.

ölsikiñ.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt –
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang –
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang!

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand –
Blüh’ im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!

>>9382927
schwul und bedeutungslos

Яж ми хyя, тъп пeдepacт. Bчepa eбaх мaйкa ти, днec щe eбa тeб.

Semoga kita tidak bertemu lagi.

yeah, nah get fucked cunt

>>9375796
Is daoine homognéasach tú

Oye chico ven aqui
Como esta la vaina bro?
Nos tomamos unas birras y jodemos por ahi?

Guess which spic country im from

>>9377406
its Irish

cyka blyat

>>9375811
money ain't either

The most successful myth of the modern age has been the idea that being racist was the worst thing you could be.

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Is fearr Gaeilge briste ná Béarla cliste.

najbolš mi je uno, d je tko k je, aveš tista scena, to mi je dobr.

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>>9375865
>Níl aon "Más é do thoil é" tar éis an ceist.

>>9382673
我是华人,说了也觉得好笑。你该不会觉得我是在蒙骗你的吧。

>>9383410
argentina

>>9384052
Nope

I feel low class for speaking such a common native language.

>>9384069
Ná bhí buartha mo chara

>>9376631
יהי רצון

ⵜⵉⴼⵉⵏⴰⵗ

>>9384080
Buiochas le dia!

Кypви, бeлo, кpacнo ceлo

E foi o Eder que os fudeu.

>>9382673
>one fake Japanese
どういうことこれは?

Dulce et decorum est

Pro patria mori

>>9375796
Non chiederci la parola che squadri da ogni lato
l'animo nostro informe, e a lettere di fuoco
lo dichiari e risplenda come un croco
perduto in mezzo a un polveroso prato.

Ah l'uomo che se ne va sicuro,
agli altri ed a se stesso amico,
e l'ombra sua non cura che la canicola
stampa sopra uno scalcinato muro!

Non domandarci la formula che mondi possa aprirti,
sì qualche storta sillaba e secca come un ramo.
Codesto solo oggi possiamo dirti,
ciò che non siamo, ciò che non vogliamo.

>translation
google "non chiederci la parola english translation"

>>9382958
Selamat tinggal dan selamat malam

>>9375796

جهان را پادشاهی پاک دین بود
که ملک عالمش زیر نگین بود
نبودش در همه عالم نظیری
که بودش از همه عالم گزیری
حکیمانی که پیش شاه بودند
که اجری خوارهٔ درگاه بودند
چنین گفت ای عجب روزی بایشان
که حالی میرود بر من پریشان
دلم را آرزوئی بس عجب خاست
نمیدانم که این از چه سبب خاست
مرا سازید یک انگشتری پاک
که هر وقتی که باشم نیک غمناک
چو در وی بنگرم دلشاد گردم
ز دست تُرکِ غم آزاد گردم
وگر دلشاد گردم نیز از بخت
چو در وی بنگرم غمگین شوم سخت
حکیمان زو امان جستند یک چند
نشستند آن بزرگان خردمند
بسی اندیشه و فکرت بکردند
بسی خونابه حسرت بخوردند
بآخر اتّفاقی جزم کردند
بیک ره برنگینی عزم کردند
که بنگارند بر وی این رقم زود
که آخر بگذرد این نیز هم زود
چو ملک این جهان ملکی روندست
بملک آن جهان شد هر که زندست
اگر آن ملک خواهی این فدا کن
بابراهیمِ ادهم اقتدا کن

den sozialismus in seinem lauf hält weder ochs noch esel auf

>>9379581
LE METALE PROGRESSIF C’EST UNE MUSIQUE ELITISTE. PARCE QUE SI TU SAIS PAS SHREDDER EN GAMME DE DO MIXOLYDIENNE SUR UN MORCEAU EN SIGNATURE 13/8 PENDANT 5 MINUTES EH BEN T’ES UN PEU CONSIDERE COMME UNE DAUBE DANS LE MILIEU. ET SI T’AS RIEN COMPRIS DE CE QUE JE VIENS DE TE DIRE, C4EST ENCORE PIRE. LE PROG C’EST UN STYLE QUI REQUIERT UNE GRANDE CONNAISSANCE DE SON INSTRUMENT, D’UN POINT DE VUE TECHNIQUE COMME D’UN POINT DE VUE THEORIQUE. CA EXIGE D’ETRE IMAGINATIF, AUDACIEUX ET TRES PERFECTIONNISTE DANS TOUT CE QUI CONCERNE LA VARIETE DES INFLUENCES. LES RIFFS, LES MELODIES, LA QUALITEE DES ARRANGEMENTS, L’ENREGISTREMENT ET L’IRREPROCHABILITEE DE L’EXECUTION. D’AILLEURS MEME MOI QUAND JE DIS CA J’AI DU MAL A CONSIDERER QUE JE FAIS DU PROG TELLEMENT JE VIENS DE METTRE LA BARRE HAUTE. DANS TOUT LES CAS L’ESPRIT A AVOIR DANS CE STYLE C’EST DE VISER TOUJOURS PLUS HAUT ET PLUS LOIN DANS L’IMAGINAIRE MUSICAL. NE JAMAIS SE REPOSER SUR SES ACQUIS. NE PAS SE DONNER DE LIMITES DANS SES INFLUENCES SONORES ET TOUJOURS VISER LA PERFECTION, TU VOIS CA C’EST DE L’ELITISME. LES BLACK METALLEUX C’EST PAS DES ELITISTES, C’EST DES CAFARDS.

>>9377553
t tro dlir pt1

>>9385153
K V L T
V
L
T

>>9376224
fy nigga, wyt t'in siarad Cymraeg?
>>9375796
Ddymchwel y llywodraeth, ffwcio San Steffan

Jag knullar din bröd