How do you think Bloom is doing these days, /lit/? Do you think

>>9370309
I can't really imagine any currently emerging talents could have impressed him too deeply, and considering that seventeen years ago he thought that western culture was becoming hopelessly debased he's probably on the brink of despair by now. The man thought that children growing up reading Harry Potter was a tragedy, imagine if he were to learn that 'SPIDERMAN FARTS ON ELSA'S FEET FOR 15 HOURS' has 500-million views on youtube, almost entirely from children with developing minds.

>Do you think he's found any writers who give him hope
Just wait until he meets me

I feel bad for him because even if he finds hope in a new book he'll finish it in an hour and poof the depression comes back.

>>9370515
Hard to imagine that it's possible for a man who can read 500 pages an hour can be depressed. That's the /lit/ equivalent of a 12 inch dongus.

>>9370485
children growing up reading Harry Potter is a tragedy though.

>>9370574
No, that's a 24 cock.

>>9370581
Not saying it isn't, but is there even a word for where we're at now? I have a brother 13 years younger than me, I wish he'd read Harry Potter. At least he'd grow somewhat accustomed to holding a fucking book.

>>9370504

Or he reads my diary desu

I remember him making fun of Naomi Wolf and a bunch popular authors.

>>9370574

That's complete tosh. No-one reads that fast with any retention whatsoever. Maybe he reads the table of contents?

>>9370637
ok?

>>9370485
Very funny. Made me fire up yt for nothing.