Write a story in 10 words.

Once upon a time, OP died while choking on dicks.

>>9365594

scene: a rainy cemetery

Dicks, groaned zombie OP. Need...dicks...

>>9365589
they met. they fell in love. she died, he followed.

A creaming comes across her eye. It is the last.

I didn't think I'd die with dicks up my ass.

Once upon a time, for sale, baby shoes, never worn.

>>9365589
for sale: baby shoes, never worn.
OP sucks large cocks.

>CAIN! I molest Golden Retrievers shoving pancakes up their asses!

The women who made me cum most was Casey Anthony.

I came, I saw. I came, I went. Thanks Tinder,

WATCH: petite teen fucked in retirement home re-uploaded [w/ eng sub]

A dangling woman holds the the rail of an apartment balcony

I was killed, and this is how my story ends.

Sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology, time is circular

Crampton: Nigger, suck my dick.

Alejandreyzel: Yessuh, Colonel, right away!

He killed the last turtle, the audience cheered, he wept.

>>9365589
Odin's kin lay folly, cinder castles, ashe clouds, death born

She was meant to be mine. He did not agree.

>>9365589
many eyes, afraid (of the) dark, fear rides, brain cries, eyes close

The wooden tooth filling brought a state of arrested development.

smart, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.

They will tell you to write a story in ten words.

>>9365589
Riverrun

Fucked if i do, fucked if i don't, fuck, sigh

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>>9365687

Oh look what I found

It's too bad I cant subject her to my PEENal system

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>>9366106

Best
>>9366109

Worst
>>9365900

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>>9365900
Jeb!?

Nothing could prevent the rain from falling - despite his efforts.

>>9365589
Our bodies meet repeatedly.
Our minds ignore we share parents.

>>9365589
"I like you."
"I don't."
"We're in conflict."
"It's resolved."

>>9365589
"My problem is bad."
"Let's fix it."
"It's now fixed."

>>9366260
>>9365889
>>9365678

10/10

Start a life only to have it end then end

>>9366248
>>9366260
Nice.

>>9365589
The truth he thought savage was now his only recourse.

Stevie sharted in mart and slipped in it and died.

Yer da is over ma house playing with his shite

Finally, I started again. This time without subtitles.

>>9365589
Update: baby fine, feet just big. Daddy nigger, ok? Shhh!

I'm going to find the onepiece!

>>9365656
really made me think

>>9365726
I like this one. makes you think a bit

Following the breakdown, the boiler exploded with a loud bang

>>9366314
>>9366317
woah....

>>9365589
Zombie outbreak in the city of Athens. To the Acropolis!

>>9366359
Heartbreaking, deep, poignant. But most of all, honest.

crack for sale, never smoked.

>>9366578
Skull for sale, used.

Looking up, the vertigo set in. I was upside down.

>>9365589

For I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.

>>9365589
You? Never! Did the Kenosha Kid?

>>9365680
M E T A

The entire of this story contained nothing but ten words.

For sale: male shoes, mum bought me the wrong size.

>>9366628
>The entire of this story
Sounds awkward as fuck, desu.

>>9365589
He had a word limit which in the end he protested.

>>9366381
irish/lit/fag?

>>9366655
*This story in its entirety contained nothing but ten words.

Glad we could work this out

Glad we could work this out

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>>9365594
>>9365608

John refound his love at the bottom of the cliff.

"Onii-chan, let us pick some daffodils.... Eh? Blonde Anime Girls?"

I ate my own hot dookie and cum last night.

>>9365589
They began to hate, escalated to love, ended in tears.

>>9365589
A black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

For sale: baby. Never born. Because it died. Sad yet?

"There is nothing special about you."

"I know" you said.

Vigilant primate, sprightly specimen
Wielding weapon, cocked and ready
Boom

Alone in bed, just before falling asleep, I create God.

In bed, staring at stars, wondering where my roof is.

CRASH
A crash is very seldom, almost never, good news.

The loos became full of poos, so it begins again.

>>9365589
Internet nerd, for sale. Never used.

Four words to spare.

>>9367815
holy... i want more

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Another rejection by a publisher - my inbox is slowly filling.

>>9367800
breddy gud

>>9367875
like it

That lazy dog bit? The quick brown fox 'bought it.'

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>>9367777
holy kek

Man beats woman, she bears child. Child's life: tragic

>>9367815
nice

Morning sunrise, I know: today will be the last time

a story in 10 words

>>9365589
and now, in colour, an autistic ten-worded tale on /lit/

>>9367777
praised' em

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They loved each other's lovers, and never saw them again.

>>9365589
Her penis is bigger than mine.
Or rather, it was.

>>9367777
>in bed
doing it in the shower is much more convenient

>>9365589
My mom is now my dad, and vice versa

Post-op, grandad became grand-they, but then dad released the safety.

>>9366200
Honored to receive award for worst, reminds me of home.

I hope I've myself redeemed, with these 10 word strings.

My uncle raped me until 18. After it was just buttsex.

Knowing it was his fault pained him the most.

Killed her in my sleep, which she was also in.

>>9368854
This is the worst piece of garbage I've read in my entire life, and I've read Chad Kultgen.

Know this: every microgram of terribleness you've produced here (and there's about 10 kilograms worth) was every bit your fault.

I just vomited.

wow they sure dont make anime like they used to

>>9368888
nice octoquads, aka the main character in sexy space-alien hentai.

I posted it again. With anger they replied. I'm important. .

""""Alas!" said God," said Einstein," said Hitler," said God, neatly.

"Hi."
"George."
"Finished?"
"Almost."
"Hurry."
"I am."
"They're almost here."

>>9369013
genious

>>9368999
i like this a lot

>>9365589
For sale: Baby shoes, full of cum, very very worn.

my uncle raped me. he died, then i raped him

hehehe

>>9365589
For sale: dead baby, never worn
One hundred percent off

After the first day, he said he would not die

world ended. one man was alive. he heard a knock.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Braided wire stops my breath in the oak tree shade

I want to suck on her feminine penis right now!

Niggers don't know how to count to ten.

>>9370509
Roll

When the frog croaks its last breath, the memes die

>>9371132
Stop plagiarizing, cuck.

>>9365589
She craved his attention, but he just loved the dick.

Child goes to doctor, gets vaccines - AUTISM. Many such cases!

Limp, his pruned hand fell to his side. Masturbation: Complete.

The frog jumped, joked, quacked, quarreled, loved, lost, dived, died.

Caius was a man

>>9371413
What the fuck are you talking about? Who did I plagiarize?

>>9365589
The day dawned familiar and abhorrent. Again.

I didn't think he'd kill them until the church exploded.

The other poets drank champagne over his bullet ridden corpse.

>>9365589
The nigger killed a baby because its crying made it ANGRY

>>9376552
i hate you and i hope you dissect a frog soon

>>9377517
In 2017 the frog dissects you

>>9377530
>it's twenty-seventmeme
>not understanding feedback loops

ISHYGDDT

>>9377593
Do acronyms count as one word?

>>9377603
Yes, but for example, 'ISHYGDDT' isn't an acronym. Technically it's just an abbreviation. An acronym has to be pronounceable, like NASA or NASCAR. If you have to sound out each word within the abbreviation, like in DOJ, then I'd say it counts as many words as letters in it.

But the jury might still be out on that.

>>9377613
Well I always pronounce it as ee-she-gee-dee-dee-tee in my head when I read it.

>>9377643
no you don't anon

Doctor's back from Chicago today, or maybe it was tomorrow.

Finally, he made up his mind. Alas! It didn't matter.

>>9377843
o fuck the story of life condensed into a dozen minus two digits of words like what the fuck do we do now time to start stocking up the doomsday shelters with virgins to fill full of babygoo and repopulate the world that this post totally obliterated into smithereens nihilism now has a name and its fucking this guy get over it the rest of 4chan our new sheriff has been crowned and his names this guy all hail this guy and his gloriously weighty balls and brain stem 'cause great things are on the horizon called tomorrow and since we got a new king on the field risk gon be limited to the breadth of one breath by this dude 'cause aint nobody got one up on this guy he just slapped down three pulitzers two nobels and an howitzer on these bitches time to take cover and eat feces because we're nothing but primitive cavemen compared to this transcendent entity emanating light in our digital presence here on this japanese basket weaving erotica forum called 4chan hold on I gotta go to the loo but ill be back to talk this dude up the new sherrifff in town

>>9377862
Chapter 2.
He was moved, *inspired*. He wrote his shit. Then shat.

>>9378494
Thattaboy!!!!

1[Ten 10s 2ing (from-ing), 5'd in neat halves. (B)asking by themselves: "0(no) 1s here?!"]0

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real

This is definitely the worst thread on /lit/ right now

>RECORD SCRATCH
You're probably wondering how I ended up here.

For sale, one remaining enemy. God never counted. Also CRASH.

The last man on earth gets a reply on 4chan

>>9378795
Moments later, alien James Joyce ravages his farting fuckbird boipucci.

>>9365611
BOOOO FUCK OFF

"I'm starving." said the rotund man.
"If only." said his servant.
>inb4 11 words

>>9378849
this is eleven words. are you too retarded to not follow basic instructions? or do you think you're special enough that the world has to bend to your rules? Pick one ""faggot.""

>>9365589
one four enemies left: golden retrievers, pancakes, loud sounds, God.

>>9378865
I thought retarded people were special?

>>9378891
special falls on both sides of the bell curve anonkin

one ass, one cock, oooh aaah, AAAH AHHH AHHH AAAAAH

>>9365589
Anon gets devirginization. Kills himself cause he finally made it.

China, they are not our friend. Believe me folks. Bigly.

Death stopped and life became corrupt, stagnant, and entropy increased

>>9380020
hello Philip K. Dick

Months later, I put the urn on the mantlepiece.

They left together in search of face. They found it.

>>9365589
I have come here to see, yet I find nothing.

>>9365589
It was a rainy afternoon, the sun peering shyly through

>>9365589
You won't need your Lego once you are death son.

Gorge; a large emptiness before your very eyes, confusingly inedible.

>>9366591
>>9366578
toilet paper for sale: USED

>>9368999
>>9370022
>>9370153
>>9371496
>>9371446
>>9379647
>>9378849
>>9366591
the best

>>9365611
T. John Green.

a nigga died when he bought skittles

>>9365589
Fading lesbian musician nurses a handbag. Motherlessness has wrought madness.

>>9381411
B-but she's my anima! That caffeine calm, those mismatched shoes..

Seething, he almost let Russian slip, which would've compromised everything.

>>9381476
Well done, anon. Poised between a before and after. Imagination.

>>9365589
"See you soon," he said to empty air.

OP gave me a nice blowjob a few nights ago

He waited, and waited with all his soul; then died.

Go to check and man door hand hook car door

>>9368999
Reminds me of John Barth.

>>9366601
Eliotfag spotted

Glip Glop couldn't stop, ran down to the bubblegum shop.

>>9382263

winrar

i just fucked ya bitch in some gucci flipflops

It's not fair Dad can't come, mom. I get bullied.

>>9368755
Lol.
>>9365778
2legit2quit
>>9365687
Indeed, Samsung's most daring phone design
>>9368999
Impressed
>>9377843
Clever, I like it
>>9381476
Well contained. Nice.

>>9382269
>>9381884
>>9382509
i'm trash fuck all of you

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He hated how everyone judge his writing in the thread.

>>9382614
Agreed, you are overrated in this thread

>>9365589
At the end she laugh but only for the blood