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What's your reading speed /lit/?

Rule: you have to be able to notice (and remember) all the words in the entire sentence:
http://spritzinc.com/

Mine is 500 wpm.
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>>9362172
550 with 95% comprehension
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>>9362172
All the words? Probably 0 wpm.
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>>9362172
I have an 8 inch penis in case you were wondering
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>>9362232

OP here.
Now for me to accurately study if there's a correlation here, are you the 0 person or the 550 person? I will also be needing your circumference.
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>>9362172
Holy shit this technology is going to ruin a generation of readers.
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>>9362172
400-450 is probably what I would consider a comfortable pace but I can comprehend 700
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Around 350. I'm a slow reader, because I always read with maximum concentration.
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600. Managed 700 up until the last dozen or so words.

also 6.5 inches.
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>>9362172
>>9362178
>>9362354
>>9362392
how can you read so fast? i could only just manage 300wpm. whats wrong with me?
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>500
>600
>700

it looks like 60fps I think you all are lying. :( pls tell me
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>>9362564
I say nothing, these guys are ultrararefaggots
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>>9362564

Spent almost my free time as a child reading because no friends and had to share the computer with siblings.
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>>9362255
Holy shit you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>9362572
500-600 isn't even that high. 1000 wps is top-class. Honestly though, I don't know how people reach 1000 without scanning the fuck out of everything. Really drops the enjoyment for me as well. 550 is for academic texts, I slow down when I'm reading fiction to appreciate prose and because I do it for leisure.
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Dunno about my reading speed, but my cock is 7 inches.
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Dunno about my cock measure, but my reading speed is 700 wpm.
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Dunno about my inches, but my cock is reading 700 wpm.
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>>9362172
I can do about 500 with full and easy comprehension. I don't like it though just because you're kind of fucked if you lose focus or mull over something. You can't think about what you're reading.
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>>9362172
i don't read books, just signs and things
I've been working on looking past words, just staring at the letters until they don't mean anything so I don't have to be enslaved to them any longer

I've already just about accomplished it with spoken word, I just zone out and don't have to listen, don't have to be chained by words that aren't mine
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>500 comfortably
>7 inches
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>>9362172
500 is pretty comfy, 600 is a little fast, and I understood all of 700 but honestly it kind of gave me a headache.

I can't even memorize all of the words in each sentence at 200 wpm. I can tell you what it said, but I'm not going to memorize every single article the first time through.
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>>9364849
Also 7" length 5.5" girth here
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550
Not subvocalizing is a meme. If the book isn't worth reading slowly it isn't worth reading.
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I found it fairly easy all the way up to 700wpm. I am fairly good at speed reading tho. It's a similar concept - you train to reduce unnecessary eye movements.

>tfw 5.5x5
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>Try to find the spanish option but can't find it.
>Look at all the flags to see if I maybe missed the spanish one.
>It's a fucking mexican flag instead.
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>>9364853
We're dick brothers!
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>>9362172
700 WPM

7"

There's a massive difference between seeing words and reading words, you won't be able to mull over or think about anything
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>>9362172
I find 600 is fairly easy. 700 takes a bit more focus

I suspect I'll start dropping words around the 800 - 900 mark
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6 3/4"

500-50
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>>9362172

>250 wpm
o shit this is fast
>300wpm
fucking a there's no way ill understand anything more
>400
lol wtf im still reading just fine
>500 wpm
surely 600 will be too intense
>600wpm
o fuk im doing it just fine
>700wpm

I still don't understand how I can both read/comprehend this but I can

no eye movement is fire bros, 10/10
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>>9362564

OP here again. I have ADD, so that might be a contributing factor (thinking quickly, hastily derived conclusions etc.).

>>9362255
>>9362619
Maybe that only digitized works can be used with this technology?

>>9364383
This is true. But there's a pause button buttons for skipping back and forth between sentences/paragraphs. I have yet to get android book apps to play nicely with current implementations of spritz. Haven't tried TOO hard, though.

>>9364849
What I meant by memorizing was this:
1) After having any medium length sentence flash by.
2) Pause the thingy.
3) Repeat the sentence in your head, word for word.
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>>9362172
700 with full comprhension
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>>9362172
800-900 is still possible for me, my limit is 1k, then I can't keep up.
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>>9362172
I routinely use this to get through my readings for University. At first I could only go about 450/500wpm if I wanted to retain enough to be useful in class, now I'm up to 1000 and wishing it was faster. If you keep doing it, you get better at it.
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>>9366999
It maxes out at 700
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>>9362172
i Don't read but my penis words candidly 600-800 birds per minnit
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>>9362172
I did the 700 option and I still understood the meaning of it. 500 seems alright. 400 is comfortable.
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>>9367030
Not when you sign up for the full thing my pal.
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>>9367076
Are you doing what I think you are? Is this some sort of insurgent marketing ploy?
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>>9367085
I mean it's free and makes you measure your dick with even more precision.
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>>9367090
So my personal information has no value, or are we using another definition of free?
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250 wpm. Am I the only one?
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>>9367095
Christ. This is what happens when you shove your head up your ass for too long. Trying to be deep but sounding like a complete faggot while doing so. Bravo.
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700 wpm is still a little slow for me
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>>9362172
<=400 choppy
450 comfortable
500 usable
550 borderline
600 breaking down
700 REEEEE

I still got the overall message (I think at least) on 600+, but it wasn't enjoyable.
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>>9367400
also 6.5"
And I've only started reading regularly again a couple of months ago
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700 easy. I'm a genius tho.
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550 here, but English is my second language. I still haven't met someone reading faster than me in my own language, French.

6.5"
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>>9367492
Just saw you could try your own language. I pull 700 easily in French, but I can't stare at a computer screen long enough for this to be useful, so fuck Spritz.
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>>9367186
What the hell are you talking about, I asked you a question and you attack me?
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>>9362172
I went up to 700 for fun, but ive always been a reading god so thats nothing new.
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500.
Haven't really got a good measure on the other measure, but 6" I guess?
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550 comfortably
600 possible
700 uncomfortable

5.5 Luckily I'm too autistic to reproduce anyway.
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