If trees didn't exist what would stories be printed on?

>>9361615
Papyrus

>>9361615
Clay

>>9361626
That would be a little inconvenient wouldn't it?

Hemp

>>9361615
If trees didn't exist we wouldn't exist either, so there wouldn't be any stories.

>>9361615
BBC

>>9361747
...and that would be the greatest story never told.

>>9361747
Of course we would. What the fuck are you talking about?

>inb4 muh air

90% of the Earth's air comes from the Ocean.

>>9361762
Evolution (if you buy into the theory) would have taken a drastically different course if trees never existed.

>>9361615
OPs mom

velum

>>9361615
amazon prime e readers you idiot

>>9361615
The oral tradition would be around well into the 20th century. As technology advanced, oral recordings of stories would be mass produced and sold, as music was and is today. Audible.com would be far more profitable in this alternate universe.

>>9361776
>if you buy into the theory
>if you buy
>into the theory
>theory

You don't understand evolution at all, do you?

>>9363622
not the guy that you're replying to, but given that primates evolved for life in trees, and apes like gorillas evolved to walk on the ground, I doubt that humans, in their current form, would exist.

>>9361615
to op's question, paper can be made from many different plants including hemp, papyrus, reeds, cotton, probably other stuff too.

>>9363192
you FUCKING retard, as if we would have ever reached modern technology without trees or mass produced literature

>>9363718
it's a fucking prank bro, chill out

>>9363718
or alcohol
or coffee

>>9361762
Man I don't even know where to start on this bullshit.

First of all, H2O and O2 are not the same thing. Its not Air, its Oxygen bound to Hydrogen.
Secondly, Trees don't produce O2, they convert CO2 into O2.
Lastly, we convert O2 into CO2.

Its not about having oxygen, its about maintaining it.

Stick to writing, leave science to people that aren't retarded.

>>9365108
trolled hard

>>9361615
Dogs

>>9363718
Ah yes, because normal people have always been such great readers of literature!