What are the essentials for living the literary lifestyle?

castration

>living a lifestyle
kys yourself

>>9354739

>Drugs (particularly opiates, bonus points for raw opium, minus points for synthetic opioids)
>Mental illness (particularly bipolar disorder)
>Promiscuity
>A loft apartment, preferably small
>Tuberculosis
>Brief and intense romantic trysts
>Poverty

Reading is optional but not encouraged.

Do not despair, fellow literati!
A great man is aware of your perils, and worked hard to offer you the solution:
You'll find everything a *true* literate/intellectual needs in the School of Life's online shop!

>>9355150
This. I was going to finally get around to buying a nice edition of Homer's works this month, but I instead opted for a "philosopher's sweater" from school of life. I have spent all day envisioning my donning of the sweater and subsequent posting on /lit/, wherein I can discuss higher things with those whom appreciate the literary lifestyle.

>>9354739
what kind of music is this frog listening to

>>9355294
hip-hop

neetbux and repressed angst.

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>>9355229
>tfw when you will never unironically ironically be wearing a "philosopher's sweater"™ while pretend-smoking a vintage ornate pipe(smoking is unhealthy) you got off Etsy and lurk on /lit/, not post, because you're too lazy to read and too stupid to understand literature and philosophy and therefore cannot actively contribute to any meaningful thread