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It is with this canon; I can reduce you to rubble. It is with this canon; I can draw upon centuries, decades, years, months, and seconds, of culture. It is with this canon; I shall defeat you in a sparring of wit-sabres. Try, monsieur, to debate me on any topic. One may play the moderator, declaring a topic, a question, calling me off (for the welfare of others), call Fallacy Fouls (this leeway is in my own interest, I shouldn't want this to be too easy), et cetera. All the rest may play as my proverbial "enemy", the other debating team, or side, as it were.
>Upon thy marks.
>Get steady.
>Allons-y!
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>>9354335
>pic of a faggot who uses books as status symbols
>hackneyed "canon" metaphor loaded with pretentious verbosity
Off to a great start, OP
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>>9354354
>Pic of a faggot
That "faggot" is none other than me. Also, not an argument, or a topic.
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>>9354354
>"canon" metaphor
the canon in OP is not a metaphor. Unlike in pic related.
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>>9354415
A simply marv'lous collection, I must say. Albeit, anon, thou usurped mine thread without giving mouth of a topic.
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i miss the good monsieur threads
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>>9354439
me too
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>>9354471
>Shall anyone, pray tell, give us a question or resolution?
'non'
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>>9354478
>'Non'
Quite, quite. It seems you, anon, are an awesome blight. Goodnight.
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>>9354415
>It is with this canon; I can reduce you to rubble
This is a metaphor, not an analogy, idiot.
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>>9354489
Neither a topic, nor a critique. Leave, vile vagabond!
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>>9354481
>that rhyming
did you learn rhetoric from the OJ Simpson trial?
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>>9354504
>Dershowitz
Non, monsieur, I have nothing to do with that cretinous sphincter.
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>>9354514
you sound as cretinous and twice as lonely.
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>>9354530
On the contrary, I happen to be sleeping betwixt two of my sleeping harems. And, pray tell, where are you right now, anon? Stifling oneself from another round of solitudinous masturbation?
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>>9354550
>trying this hard to be monsieur
you lack the elan of one who has a well kept harem.
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>>9354555
>well kept [sic]
Hah! Why, here is a joyeux camarade! You imply, dear'st Anonymous, that I am in wanting of something preserved in a good state! Hah! How unlike mineself is it to have a (in the case two) maintained harlot(s) by me! I'm not one to pour my spout, nor do I toot upon'st mine horn, dear Joyeux camarade, but here I must digress! A smelly, off-putting whore (I use this word with the utmost le respect!) is what I want to have between, around and inside of mine homely visage! You connard, you!
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>>9354571
Madame, you'll never make it as an attention whore if nobody wants to buy your shit. Adieu.it means goodbye forever
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>>9354593
>Adieu
"Hello, suicide hotline?"
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>>9354598
The saddest thing about this thread is that your mind is closed. You have no penetrating hunger for new knowledge. You are the dregs of /lit/.
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>>9354621
I can't tell who's shitposting anymore? Am I? I don't know; who can be sure?
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>>9354335
quality bait
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>>9354364
>That "faggot" is none other than me.
I'm so sorry.
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>>9354364
Hey faggot, paint your fucking ceiling and get some fucking sleep, you look rest deprived
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>>9356312
Good advice, thanks.
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>>9354335
Is the purpose of law to moderate society or to control society?
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