Imagine if Nick Land was your dad.

What a cool thought

who

I don't get it.

>>9353912
This just proved to me there's nothing of value in Fanged Noumena

t. Landians

Imagine if any post that started with imagine was worth reading.

>>9354035
upvoted


I mean seriously 'pedes you gotta check this post out

10/10

>>9353912
Are we done with Jordan Peterson, and moving on to Land now?

>>9354067
Land was a minor meme here before Peterson.

>>9353912
>A heat fucked chaos.

>>9354035
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>9354103
Wasn't talking about memes.

>>9354157
>"statuesque" (for that is what she xalls herself)
Gets me every time

>>9353912

he sounds like a grown man trying to prove he can use adjectives and hyperbole on fucking twitter.

i'd be ashamed.

>>9354157
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

>>9353912
This kind of shit just makes me realize that the people who idolize Land and NRx in general are internet addicts (mostly university nerds) who unironically care about A E S T H E T I C S. They care about the image and the "atmosphere" that NRx evokes. Just look at those NRx threads we had a month or so back, full of tumblr gifs of dystopian futurist cities and the like. They also romanticize mental illness, in particular schizophrenia. Honestly just a phase they'll grow out of when they move out of their parents' and get a job.

>>9354103
>>9354334
This is what I meant.

>>9354157
>>9354221
back to /tv/

>>9354334
lmao

>>9354157
>>9354221
>>9354583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmcXXeWQu8

>>9354334
>>9354600
samefag

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>>9354623
why would you think that?

>>9354157
btfo

>>9354334
no shit, but this also applies to all esoteric philosophy/politics in general

>>9354334
And why shouldn't someone who deals in theory-fiction have an appeal that's significantly aesthetic? The point (or one of them, anyway) literally is to evoke an atmosphere.

>>9353912
Land has children? I feel bad for whatever woman helped him with that.

>>9354334
true

>>9354334
>unironically care about A E S T H E T I C S
at the end of the day, none of us will have any meaningful impact on this world. what else is there to care about?

>>9354334
i miss those threads

life was simpler then

Imaning if Nick SAND was your poppa.
Free acid, baby