Was just reading in public and a girl (yes, she was attractive, I'll admit it) came up to me and asked me how I was enjoying the book. I promptly replied, "well, madam, I am enjoying this book quite well indeed). She was visibly impressed, for she knew how esoteric the material covered in the book was. To get to the point, she gave me her number and we are now dating.
Don't give up /lit/, you'll make it one day.
Today I got slapped with a fish.
[tipping furiously]
She's a pseud
>>9353096
and then you woke up
Did you tip your fedora as well?