lit jokes

>>9351991
how is that funny to people who aren't still in middle school or /lit/ related?

Heads: And now our gallant bark speeds like a bird over the wine-dark waves of the North Sea.

Pa Ubu: Wild and inhospitable ocean which laps the shores of the land called Germany, so named because it's exactly half way to Jermyn Street as the blow flies

Ma Ubu: Now that's what I call erudition.

>>9351998
If you say it like Leslie Nielsen it's pretty funny.

So my wife was over for our weekly get together with friends and family and the cook was staring at her the entire night. I had the nerve to tell him what as he watched her dance by herself. She said it was something about her looking like his sister she later said. I was busy reading Don Quixote -that lothario bit he tossed in. No one knocked on my door that night.

>>9351991
funny
>>9351998
good post
>>9352005
meh
>>9352015
not funny

>>9351991
""borrowed"" from norm macdonald

>>9351991
why did Mishima commit seppuku?

because he wanted to get a-HEAD in life!