What should I read before WWIII starts and we all die?

lol its funny because world war 3

>>9349424
Matthew 23.

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>>9349424
Pic related. It'll get you in the right mood for the post-apocalyptic STD, insanity, and poverty-laden hellhole you may find yourself in if you survive.

>>9349424
Love stories.

(I'm not memeing)

>>9349424
Kill yourself, faggot. We all know how much you hate yourself fairy boy

>>9349448
this

>>9349424
Look at it this way, Anon. When we get back, we might finally have something to write about.

>>9349448
i thought i was in /lit/, but apparently this is /b/

go back to bed kid, its too early to be this edgy

>>9349448
This

>>9349424
rly enjoying your pics OP, please keep posting literature threads with qt bois.

god knows it's preferable to the sam harris/jordan peterson/frogposting/showerphil/shitty pol threads.

>>9349891
Well said my enlightened sir or madame, these pigs don't deserve to bathe in our aura

Uhhm homosexuals or FAGGOTS as I like to call them are already dead in the eyes of Christ

How do faggots do it? Aren't you Queens always worried people will yell "fucking faggot" at you on the streets? When ever me and my friends are driving around we always yell at faggots from the Windows and if they say or do anything we slam on the breaks and all get out like we are gonna fuck then up (were not). They always run away it's so funny. Like if I was a faggot I'd always feel nervous people were staring at me and hating me and shit. Like you guys realize you make normal people uncomfortable and bring them down and shit right? I worked at a place with a gay guy and all my co workers said they felt awkward and uncomfortable around him. It really made working there less fun. But he eventually quit because we didn't really ever talk to him unless he needed something. If I was gay I'd just hide it so I could live a normal life you know?

>>9349424
Adorable picture.

>>9349424
faggay

>>9349424
"How to survive in the <Your country here> Wilderness"

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>>9349424
Imagine sliding your cock in-between that kiss

>>9349948
Bad pasta, fire the chef.

>>9349985
Not pasta.

>>9349944
Ah yes. Christ and his doctrine of KILL YOURSELF.

I'm sure he would be proud of you.

>>9349948
>being this fratbro

>>9349948
I always do the same with straight couples. Shouting "disgusting breeders" at them from my car while driving around with my faggot friends.

>>9350270
That's offensive and not cool.

>>9350287
Why would I care?

>>9350270
By driving around with friends you mean shooting meth and rimjobs, right?

>>9350322
I don't do drugs, neither do my friends.

>>9350322
Don't forget touching little boys.

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>homosexuality

>>9351479
Why the fuck would you bump this thread, idiot?

>>9351488
Because faggots are gay, pussy.

>>9350270
>Shouting "disgusting breeders"
go to bed Thomas Ligotti

>>9349424
My diary

>>9351488
nu-chan teenagers don't actually know how to use imageboards

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>>9351493
>implying Ligotti sleeps, or even owns a bed
You know he just stands in a dark room for 8 hours, staring.

>>9349424
Decameron

>>9351518
>tfw it used to be 8 hours writing horror stories but now he just stares
when will he have another revitalizing breakdown like when he wrote The Spectral Link
i need more Ligotti in more life

>>9349951
this thread is a garbage fire but this made me smile, thanks for not being awful anon

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>>9349448

>all these people who still think they're on /pol/

>>9351828
/lit/ and /pol/ are the same.

>>9352017
at least /lit/ is actually interesting

>>9352017
Go to your designated street, Amanda.

>>9350270
>breeders
This isn't a fucking insult. Straight people aren't offended by that. It's just cringy as shit, and this is coming from someone who's as straight as a circle.

>>9349424
people were saying the exact same shit in 2001, we'll be fine. unless you're lower class and poorly educated and think enlisting in the army is a good idea... then my heart goes out to you.

>>9349424
How do I stop images like OP's from making me incredibly sad?

>>9353209
Transcend the need of mere mortal relationships or physical contact.

Bumpin' for the cute pic.

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>>9352017
>/lit/ and /pol/ are the same.
Wrong

>>9352745
Shit you have me empathizing with how you feel and how I feel that way too :(

>>9352745
You know they reinstated the draft?

>>9349424
The Quran

>>9350038
Are u drunk

>>9349948
Why the fuck are you on this board?

>>9353414

>>9354092

>>9349424
In Search of Lost Time

>>9355010
which translation? C.K. Scott Moncrieff?

>>9353565
Unironically this.

>>9349424
Everytime I look at pics like these I feel like shit that I was never a truly cute boy like this. The only plus I have is that I look like I could be 5 years younger than my age but it's still not enough.

I'm starting to think life is suffering only if you aren't top %5 percent attractiveness.

>>9349424
Gravitys rainbow
Remember to time it so you finish just as the nukes drop

>>9355956
The original in French of course

>>9356988
this
all of this

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>>9349891
You're still here reddit?