>WARDINE BE CRY

HOL' UP

Fuck that retarded chapter

>>9341484
Honestly I skipped that part once I realized what it was

i always read that chapter in his voice and it makes me laugh/cringe

>>9341507
You really didn't need to read it. You could do an edit of IJ in a day down to about 600 of its 1200 pages and it would lose no content.

>>9340398
it's beautiful.

>>9341520
why dont you just go read a summary then?

>>9343040
You could. You'd miss out on a very entertaining book but not much else.

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He was so close on capturing the sound, but the verb "cry" ruins it.

Any anon here who's black, or who has had a black friend or who has watched enough TV could easily picture one of these working:

>Wardine be killin' it!
>Wardine be rockin' them shoes!
>Wardine be on top of her game!
>Wardine be on her shit!
>Wardine be makin' that money!
>Wardine be doin' it!
>Wardine be showin' off lately if ya feel me, dawg. I don't really think she's cut out for this, man. Shiiiit, bro. If you had to ask ME about Wardine bein how she is then you KNOW what I'm finna say. Shiiiit, dawg. 'Chu think I'm doin here? I'm gon' get mine. Cuz if you look at it bruh then you really begin to understand the male and female dichotomy. I'm not sayin you gon' get an insight on the female mind, because only my nigga James Joyce has done that to a full extent on written about it, hell, you know even FEMALES can't get into the female mindset, dawg, but what I'm sayin is simple. You need to forego that shit until you've reached your peak ability. Until you've established yourself as a man, my nigga, only then should you even think about stickin' your dick into one of these hoes, let alone without a condom.