Is this really what canadian literature amounts to?

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>>9330656

>"So I found this harlequin romance..."
>obviously not a Harlequin Romance publication

>>9330656
My sides

>>9330656
This can't be real.

its a good book, read it.

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>>9330656

>>9331163
t. canadian

>>9331366
try again.

>>9330656

the romance genre is a fucking comedy goldmine.

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>>9330656

this is now a romance bread

>>9331413
well post something you fuck

>>9330656
Yes, just as American Psycho represents all American literature.

>>9332200
>he thinks that's an insult
That book is a modern masterpiece desu fampai.

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>>9332244
And so is Bear. But neither book is "what the country's literature amounts to." The statement is nonsensical. It's just one unusual book.

>>9330656
What's wrong with this? Seems like the author is mocking the romance genre, taking 50-shades/vampire-fucker shit-lit to the extreme to demonstrate our degradation.

Or is it completely, unironically, bear porn?

>>9332326
unironically

>>9332326
Neither (it's from 1976, remember). Give it a read.

>>9332466
>basing literary critique on when it was published

wowee

>>9332569
Jesus Christ, anon, I won't always be here to hold your hand. Read the post I responded to. Try to read it carefully, okay? Note where one of the two options given was "taking 50-shades/vampire-fucker shit-lit to the extreme." Now, if you were thinking, you'd know that both of those examples are relatively modern: 50 Shades of Grey is a novel that was very popular in 2011. The popularity of vampire erotica has a long history, but the poster was probably referencing the surge in popularity of vampire-romance YA that followed the Twilight saga, which started in 2005. Therefore, I pointed out the publication date of Bear because it made it clear that Marian Engel could not possibly have been responding to or parodying those recent bestselling series. Is that plain enough for you, you addled child?

Why is it always bears

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>she cradled his big, furry, asymmetrical balls

>>9332714
>Therefore, I pointed out the publication date of Bear because it made it clear that Marian Engel could not possibly have been responding to or parodying those recent bestselling series. Is that plain enough for you, you addled child?
How in the fucking world is it possible to miss the point this fucking badly. Is this the power of a canadian?

I would use these books as the fuel to the fire that consumes the author

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Bear Fucker! Do you need assistance?

>>9332733
>asSymmetrical balls

Read carefully, the spelling is important

>>9332793
Holy shit. Is that a typo? Is that a pun? What does that mean

Heer Jeet is in thread jerking his gherkin.

>>9332800
its autism

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Say it with me, /lit/:
TINY

>>9332831
BEAR

>>9332851
PENIS

>>9332831
>>9332851
>>9332874
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How can bears even compete with superior human cock?

>>9332879
They're taking your women anyway.

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>>9332895
Oops, looks like I shot one of your bear cousins. Maybe I should make a nice fur coat.
What you looking at, bear boi?

>>9332937
You need to be pretty racist to think all bears are related to one another desu

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>>9332946
You bears all look the same to me. If I see a bear, I kill it, unless its in a zoo so I can point and laugh. Sometimes I even let my girlfriend come hunting with me so she can know what a joy it is to put you bear fucks out of your misery.

>>9332738
>time is linear

you really need to think before you post

>>9332992
You're so fucking dumb and pedantic I feel close to vomiting.