Which one would you wear?

None, because I've read all of those authors and to see them commercialized in that way makes me vaguely nauseous.

>>9325592
>Team Nietzsche
That is the most un-Nietzsche thing anybody could ever do.

No, scratch that. It's the MOST Nietzsche thing anybody could do.

i'll take plain white for white supremacy thanks

>>9325592
None, because boiling down philosophers who deserve to actually be read (instead of just referenced by kids who've never read them or have watched youtube videos summarizing them) to t-shirt slogans is fucking stupid.

>>9325592
None, for all the reasons posted above.

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>>9325592
I actually own the same shirt as this guy.
Nobody in my friend group understands the meme value. They don't even recognize the quote from Melville. They think it's just a lolsofunny graphic tee.

>>9325592
>Not wearing a Team Kant cap and Meming about categorical imperative wherever you go
How could you be any more Plebeian?

>>9325921
He looks really stupid though.