Who wrote the best shit scenes?

sunset

>>9319079
This was such a funny episode

i vaguely rremeber a HORRIBLE george r.r. martin written diarrhea scene

Knausgaard in My Struggle #3

>>9319079
Paluhniuk in Choke, unironically. The climax of the novel revolves around a catastrophic anal fissure.

I havent read it since freshman year, but it sticks out

>>9319113
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."

The kindly ones

>>9320661
Does she have some disease, or was it some curse from a magic dragon, or a +5 clerical mace?

De Sade, "120 days of sodom". shit everywhere.

Joyce in Ulysses, obviously.

>>9321962
MANGARE

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