Greentext movie trailers for films that do not exist

>dude walks into a /lit/
>woah i can post whatever I want here heeee
>fucking sharpie in pooper
>fucking foot licking dick licker
>fucking ass

Post more of her

>>9312223
Wow mommy I need some milky and maybe a little pussy okay

>>9312223
MILF thread?

>He has an ankle circumference of under 6 inches
fucking anklets i swear

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>>9312223
>the year is 20XX
>fascist dictator Ronald Rump has a stranglehold on America
>*cut to crane show of great wall, que inception bwammps*
>*fade to giant city 17 esque screens in a city*
>Rump is in the screen giving a speech
"-which is why I vow that no Mexican will ever step food in america from this day forth
>fade to black
>establishing shoot of run down Mexican town
>one man chooses defiance
>*shoot of Mexican desperado type arming himself with weapons*
>*cut to scene with man and wife*
>*Dramatic music cues*
>"You are a fool Juan, countless have tried to cross that wall, all have failled"
>*Montage of other Mexicans trying and failing to climb the wall, some are killed in the process. Around now requiem of a dream starts playing
>"I made a promise, I will keep it or die trying, when this bastards took my daughter, they took everything from me"
>Juan looks down to a old photo of his daughter
>juxtaposed with a shot of his daughter in the present day in a internment camp clearly used to invoke images of the Holocaust
>cut back to Juan and the his wife
>"Juan, it is suicide, they say a million ICE agents payroll the wall"
>"then I will have to be...*cut to black* Juan in a million (logo fades in along with release date)
If Juan in a million is successful, I allready have a sequel planned (world war Juan)

>>9312785
it only got better. 10/10

>guy is seen walking down the street late at night
>turns onto a house walkway and takes out his keys
>unlocks the door, goes inside, and turns the lights on
>seems confused
>he touches the walls, flicks the light switch a couple times
>peers up the stairs
>inspects a vase on a table
>he peaks outside for a moment, then looks back in
>very bemused now
>music fades in as studio intros play
>cuts to a scene with our prot talking to a therapist
>therapist asks him "how long have things been 'different' as you say?"
>voice over explanation of the mc's predicament as shots play of slight differences in the world around him
>"everything is just ever so slightly different," he begins, "my car was red before, now its green."
>character now has to adjust to life in a slightly altered universe
>comedy ensues as he attempts to avoid appearing insane infront of his family and friends.
> walking in sunshine starts to play and a voiceover comes on
>"what will one man do when his concept of a consistent universe is eschewed, and you don't want your coworkers to find out"
>clip of mc not knowing that hes having an affair with one of his coworkers
>cuts to title card and a voiceover"The Last Waking Man in a Slumbering Universe"
>shows approximate release time and the lyrics "I'm walking on sunshine" can be heard as the trailer plays out

>>9312785
Hahah

>>9312785
fucking noice