How do I read more?

>>9306745
double your brain
or buy a computer/slave to read for you, so it can read while you read.

>>9306745
drink a coffee and take a bath, every night

>>9306761
>drinking coffee at night
Absolute madman.

>>9306745
havent seen that copy pasta about starting slow in a really long time

>>9306745
find your pipe

>>9306819
Found it, the cat has it. Now what?

>>9306836
pack tightly, get coffee, get book, get comfy

>>9306745
Smash your TV with a crowbar and light it on fire. If you don't have a TV, go out and buy the most expensive one you can find for exactly this purpose.

>>9306986
and keep an eye on that cat

>>9306745
log out

>>9306745
Read more.

use a rolling paper as a bookmark. Once you're done with the book, roll a thick literary doobie and smoke it with your brothers.

>>9306769
I know right, if I have a coffee after 4pm I writhe around in bed as a ball of pure anxiety.

>>9306780

That was a pasta?'oh god...

>pick up book
>read

Drink less, familam.

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observe my art, /lit/

>>9307293
Your art fucking sucks

>>9306745
shitpost less

>>9306745
Leave your phone and your computer at home, go to the library.

>>9306745
what kind of things are you interested in?

n o w w h e r e c o u l d m y p i p e b e

>>9307293
i think it gave me a seizure.
very profound

>>9307293
Beautiful.

>>9307224
>As a ball of pure anxiety
That's a cute idea. Mind if I borrow it?

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I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.

Here's how I did it.

-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

>>9308921
this is a meme, but it's also the best advice I've ever seen on this site

>>9306755
Hasn't my computer already technically read everything it has on it though?

>>9308919
Save it, It's all yours my friend. :)

>>9310700
Thank you. :)

>>9308921
this but ironically

>>9306745
no computer
no internet

slowly you will recover from your ADHD

>>9306745
punch harder... i mean read more.

You need to ask yourself a very simple, yet life-changing question:
Now where could my pipe be?

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>>9307082
>reading and reading comprehension requires a somewhat high attention span and intellectual skill

>HEY DUDE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO TO MAKE IT EASIER? KILL A TON OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND FUCK UP YOUR LUNGS SO YOU CAN BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS WHILE YOU "READ"!!

>>9311781
You shouldn't believe everything that Nixon said about cannabis, anon.

>>9306745
Give up electronics for a few weeks at a time.

>>9306836
Garfield!

>>9310914
The pipe is purple to contrast Garfield's defiance to the deeper/spiritual connotations of the deed.

>>9308921
On 4chan time I don't much spend.
Anymore, and watching I stopped tv.
And stop ago like three avid
Months. I can't. I became an reader.

I here did how it.

100 pleasure for -50 commit.
I swear a day to read pages 5.
With three after. Don't- force a reading
If after a day the pages 5 feel zero.
You'll average 5 pages or so a year.
The person above you should average it.
You read the books? Remember like the person reads.
Are pages like feel? Days reading more, a month.
And read to you. Be yourself.
Thematically refresh a difficult fiction.
Switch your head, I of sleepy head.
And economics read, keep another grab.
Them should this and I me makes that book.
The one time read, same books I grab.
Or when at the various books race.
Aren't which fast, you sleepy feel.
You'll money own, fast money slowly
And read your wasting feel to books.
The get when you are highly motivated.
You feel to discuss discussed books here.
So start- acknowledge reading isn't physical.
To try won't make the copies buy-
For what that you avoid from them
To read to your need.

>>9308905
>>9308908
thank you friends

superglue the book to your face so you dont have anything else to do

>>9308921

Why is this even a copypasta?

>>9308884
I like motorcycles and smoking pipes

>>9307293
i hate you

>>9308874

this is good

>>9306745
remove this image from the internet

>>9306761

You have it exactly the wrong way around, friend.

I drink a bath and take a coffee every morning and I read the entire Western canon, forward and back and forward again, in time for my afternoon shame-wank.

What does /lit/ smoke while reading? Sometimes I'll bring out a Cohiba Red Dot cigar alongside with some coffee.

Smoke Crack and start with Finnegans wake