mfw there exists an embarrasing video of me online that will

Having an embarrassing video is the first step to becoming a household name, anon

Mac DeMarco has a video of him playing a drunk show naked where he shoves a drumstick up his ass but he's still America's sweetheart. You'll be fine.

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>mfw there's a fucking news article about me getting beat up as a kid

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>yfw all our 4chan posts are data mined and will come back to haunt us in the future when we least expect it

>>9298275
Literally who

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>>9298283
>All of the love poems that I've written for my waifu will one day be on display for the normalfags to see

>>9298283

Kil me

>>9298283
Is this the truth?

>>9298305
Yes, actually, Hiro has been selling data since he got the site. No memes.

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>>9298283

Fuck, don't even joke about that

>>9298289
some "underground" rock "artist". he's actually pretty easy to love because you just look at him and he's so dumb and earnest you can't help but find it charming.

>>9298283
>h-heh i was just t-trolling

it's actually true though i swear

>>9298283
Haha, I dont believe this could ever happen. Anyway everything I've ever posted was a joke and I wasn't serious.

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>>9298283
>Not looking them in the eye, trying to restrain a laugh, and say "Yeah, I made those posts. Is there a problem?"

>>9298283
I would honestly commit suicide. I've been on 4chan for 11 years and the shit that I've posted would completely ruin my life if it were tied back to me.

>>9298350
Me too but honestly the worst I could get is a reputation for posting shock images of animals and braap posting

>>9298354
>Braap posting
You oughtta be the first against the wall

>>9298350
on the bright side a good chunk of those 11 years are probably lost forever. the down side is that what remains is still probably quite incriminating.

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>>9298283

>mfw I don't make posts I can't stand behind, even in anonymity

>>9298360
I know. I wish for death constantly and do bad things in hope that one day, someone kills me

>>9298283
I've probably got several books worth of material there desu, too bad it's all been deleted.

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>>9298283

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>tfw I spent my late teens and early twenties writing erotica of my revolting fetishes on sites like Writing.com

That ever being discovered is my nightmare. I can stand by and defend most of the stuff I've done online, but I'm not sure I could withstand that.

>yfw none of this fucking shallow bullshit matters

fuck you faggots

what are you, running for president? God ~(napoleaon dynamite)

im also being srs

>>9298427
>Implying I won't run for President

>>9298440
>Implying I won't assassinate you

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>>9298283

>tfw not a retarded Trump supporting /pol/fag
>tfw have read and enjoyed African and African-American authors, women authors, and authors of other minority groups
>tfw have enjoyed all the same dead white men that /lit/ enjoys
>tfw nothing I say on 4chan could possibly be used against me

>>9298447
if you feel proud of that then there must be some residue of validation on your part of their opinions

i never fucking cared about any of this bullshit to begin with

idk what im getting at, nice pacha, llama king forever represent

>>9298447
Congratulations on being a boring person

>>9298275
There are photos when he shoves his thumb up his ass and a minute later sucking it

>>9298446
>Implying I haven't already reported you for thought crime

If my name gets out there people from my past can only ever accuse me of being a racist drunk.
I don't see that as a bad thing.

>>9298425
I will dig, I will find, I will publish as an anthology.