Best of /lit/

>>9298208
>making fun of somebody for keeping only $1500 in their checking account

That's just responsible, I only keep around $1000 in my checking account at any time in case someone steals my wallet.

I bet you really do believe the author gets 100% of the Amazon price.

Nobody here knows anything about anything.

>>9298226
Of course I know that, ye fuckin dolt
I just didn't go through the process of working out the cuts that Amazon, the publisher, and the authors each get, find out how much of that $288 was shipping and handling, work out the numbers, all so that I can put an accurate price on there and ruin the spirit of the humor

>>9298226
>Nobody here knows anything about anything.
You have to relax mate. We are all very impressed by you, yes, but you have to not throw your overwhelming intelligence at us every time you get a chance.

>>9298226
i bet you believe an asian bride only costs $1500