Story Thread

>In the beginning, there was the meme. And the meme was with anon, and the meme was anon...

Or

>It was a dark and stormy night withing the dark abode on an anon upon one fateful night...

This aforementioned anon was one who challenged the very meaning of faggotry.

For faggotry was the entirety of his being, all emotions such as love, fear, and hate were nonexistent within him, and in their stead was no more than a pure lust for boy pussy.

>>9293232
but low! No pedestrian boy pussy would sate his beastly appetite. Nay, only the purest of boy pussy could be fit to be his cum-slave.

Anon's sisyphean task of conqeuring the perfect boy pussy was the only thing in his poor life that had any meaning for him.

>>9293238
But luckily, one day this anon stumbled upon just that boy, and a wealthy boy he was. He used to own a popular online image board.

>>9293247
Whomever came in contact with this sweet nectar of boy pussy would be rendered completely autistic.

>>9293257
But this pussy's natural defense mechanism was rendered useless by anon. Along with being an embodiment of homosexual lust, he was also an embodiment of unrivaled autism, a characteristic that set the former website-owner's loins alight.

bump of intrest

>>9293263
As the twitching of the Anons loins begins, beams of lights halt, and time seemingly slows.

>>9293272
[Enter: Anon's Big Fat Juicy Cock, Louis CK, and John Green]

>>9293274
Mr. CK belches with his chili covered mouth:
"Salutations, negros!"

>>9293274
>John green, having officially seen everything, decides to follow in his friend's footsteps and be an hero.
[Exit: John Green]

bump for erotica to be finished.
Dont stop yet anon's. there is still so much story to be said!

>>9293293
Due to all members of this groups secret despisement towards John Green, they rejoiced by all having intercourse with each other.(1)


(1) This is the first footnote out of 4000. The fashion in which they had intercourse was one reminiscent of the erotic novel "120 Days of Sodem", yet all in the course of a day.

Their lust knw no bounds.
Indeed, it was the huberis by which anon anally pounded this super-pussied boy from which reality itself emerged.
The creampie of their passion in the height of the moment became the ultimate throwrug for the fabric of reality.

>>9293325
suddenly shrek entered, as stated with a voice emblazened in the truth of kek: "I am love, i am life.

and they all died of super-aids and ebola.
the end.

>>9293411
or is it........