I literally cried reading this

>>9292946
My dick cried with semen at the blowjob scene

>>9292946
DO I??!?!?!?!

what an interesting looking book. I think I'll buy 23 copies

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>tfw someone did a presentation on this baby in your honors English course

me too
but i was a 9 year old girl at the time

>>9292994
P.S. The person who did the presentation was an obese female to male transexual who never wore shoes and smelled like bad cheese. They compared the book to Romeo and Juliet, and claimed it was superior as Green's writing was sincere, whilst Shakespeare's was highly ironic.

You will all think I'm memeing but I'm not. They probably posted here for fuck's sake.

>>9293017
>new sincerity

>>9292946
OP is a faggot

>>9293017
>female to male

How does that even work?

>>9293000
hey babe hmu
nice digits also

>>9293065
Poorly?

>>9292946
>Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete

>>9292946

I'm curious to know, are you just trying to bait /lit/ or are you being serious? If you're being serious, I want to know what you like about the book and what made you cry.

>>9293065
So basically, Kids Today are 100% fucked up on Ritalin, SSRIs, Autism Vaccines, Tojo's anime psyop and terabytes of be-yourself PravdaBlasts, this is really obvious if you've ever set foot inside an American High School. Our hi-tech sci-fi society enables people to be whoever they want to be, forgoing quaint foibles such as 'gender' or 'species'.

>>9293065
You don't want to know
I've seen.
seriously, you don't don't want to know

>>9293065
As Primitive Man gained a sense of orientation his through Myth, Modern Man gains it through Content. Let the sages of Content guide you through the bright new future 2017 AD and its alien culture and social norms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KGJS0IhSoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHrZscBb-HA

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>>9292967

>>9293192

I was 14 and Alaska was like the girl I had a crush in school, the blowjob and her death was very touching to mr

>>9292978
You were in that thread as well? Did he ever get his copies?

>>9292978
is this a new meme? i was in that thread as well

>>9292946
What is the book about? Is it about a journey and blowjobs? Like journey to alaska and...I'll have 3738 copies.

I tried

>>9293913
Theres a wacky girl the MC has a boner for but she has a boyfriend and the MC and the girl and his friends play some pranks and get into hijinks for a large part of the book and then at the end the girl (who is called Alaska) dies alone in a car crash but nobody knows if it was suicide or an accident. Then it's 80 more pages of moping before it's over.

>>9292946
Stop making these threads John

>>9293939
Actually I'm not John, just an unpaid intern.