Redwall is Edgy

The best part about Redwall is how Jacques tried to make each new book more violent than the last.

this shit is good for kids i swear

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I have a number of Redwall books,because they do entertain and distract from my nightly drudgery. I listen to the audiobook versions which are very well produced with full cast of voices and every song done with a full orchestra accompaniment. I marvel at how things swing randomly from grim to twee,the happy scouts from Sanderastrom (or whatever it's called) bouncing about how they like full bellies with a cheery tune,then whip out their knives with evil glee when its time for Killin' Vermin. Dare I say, very Brittish?

First time I jerked off was to Constance the badger

>>9288512
It took 4 post to make this into a furry thing.

>>9288532
Frankly, it's pretty rare that furry comes up on /lit/

I loved that shit as a kid but am slightly nervous that if I reread it I wouldn't like it as much and would ruin the nostalgia.

>>9288354
The first Redwall book I read (Bellmaker I think?) I distinctly remember a scene at the end where one guy holds his best friend as he dies and his eyes cloud over after the big battle, that was one of the most intense feelings I ever got from a book, made me love the series.
The violence got fucking insane at parts, I remember one had an old blind badger lady who just watched the dibbuns but when somebody snuck in and tried to fuck up some dibbuns she picked one vermin up and used him to bludgeon the rest to death.
9 year old me was just totally unphased by that which is hilarious

Long Patrol best book

All other redwall books need not apply