How do I live the Tao Lin literary lifestyle™?

Tao Lin

lol

Towlin' of muh Balzac.

Didn't he rape someone?

just be mediocre and uh....that's about it.

>>9287362
Have rich parents. His dad invented velcro and his mom brought those Asian fish foot massage things to the west. So yeah have rich parents.

>>9287379

Nah, drugs and autism are integral parts.

>>9287402
Interesting. source?

>>9287378
"Rape"

>>9287411
Lurk more

>>9287411
Ask him, he's proably lurking here.

>>9287411
It was Lasik, not velcro

>>9287362
You need to Shoplifting from American Apparel.

organic food and asperger's syndrome

>>9287362
have rich parents, go to a selective private school, get lucky, have enough talent to write a semi-coherent novel.

then, once you get published, do a lot of drugs and make a bunch of inane twitter posts. ramble some about terrence mckenna and fall short of your potential.

>abused, raped, and emotionally manipulated a 16 year old girl so hard that she turned into a man

http://jezebel.com/alt-lit-icon-tao-lin-accused-of-horrific-rape-and-abuse-1641641060

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Is it true that Bloom wasted his time talking about this guy? if so can someone give the link to the full note? (the actual note, not that shitty "young" quote that gets pasted)

>>9288977
yikes. they both sound like fucked up people.