spaghetti stories

fuck you

>>9281795
Fuck you

>Be me
>F-fuck y-
>le spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>le oops

>>9281795
>walk into bookstore
>cant find a book
>ask for it
>stutter
xd

browsing reddit and spaghetti fell out my pockets and i killed myself

I spilled spaghetti on my copy of A Farewell to Arms.

every time i eat spaghetti and red sauce and happen to wear a white shirt

I ALWAYS get it on my shirt????

>>9281795
>be me
>hold the door open for some girl, but not really because the wind was kind of blowing it open on its own
>she says ty
>say "uh huh" under my breath
>she probably couldnt hear me
Ffs

>>9281795
>at family reunion
>weird as fuck 13 year old
>get a plate of food
>set it down at picnic table, have to squeeze into the open spot between two people
>accidentally hit my plate of food as I lose my balance
>the styrofoam plate flips
>food all over
>food on other people
>food on other people's food
>audible disgust and surprise emenates from people around me
>people around are relatives I guess but I have no clue who they are
>panic and retreat to my parents van parked behind a house
>play pokemon, want to pretend this never happened
>mom comes and tells me I have to apologize
"why would you toss food on people?"
>I have no excuse, don't even try to explain it was an accident
>go appologize to people

luckily I never saw most of those people again

I cooked DFW a plate of spaghetti and took it over to his house, but he had just hanged himself. Banged his wife though.

>>9283006
COOL

>>9283002
Dafuq man that's so embarrassing