How hard would he shitpost?

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Not as hard as this guy

>>9279355
not very, he is dead

Joyce would just endlessly reply to himself for 400+ posts

>>9279355
Probably not much at all.

He's more the kind of guy to write a huge lengthy comment sporadically.

>>9279374
This

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>>9279355
Would Witty's autism fit perfectly with 4chan? Or would he abhor this site?

>>9279451
He'd be the kind of guy who'd post about how shit this site is and how posting here is a waste of time, constantly doing the same thing over and over.

And then you'd find some weird analysis of ballsacks and dirty talk on /gif/.

Hegel would be the baitmaster.

>>9279374
Shakespeareguy then.

>>9279476
Are you talking about the guy who writes about Shakespeare's true authorship? That sounds more like Pynchon

>>9279489
Exactly. Pynchon fits the description as well.

>He's more the kind of guy to write a huge lengthy comment sporadically.

>>9279531
I feel like Pynchon would shitpost to derail a thread and then come in with a lengthy comment.

dfw would be a redditor (((

>>9279470
Topkek

>>9279372
He would be an unironic brapppt poster

>>9279538
>would

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>>9279602
kek

>Kafka would frequent /r9k/ but be too afraid to ever post anything and just share those ironic depression memes that normies share on facebook all the time

>Joyce would BRAAAAAP post and argue with himself and call himself a samefag

>Pynchon would also BRAAAAP post along with Joyce and would be frogposting all the time, as well as posting daily on [s4s]

>Hemmmingway would call Pynchon a dumb frogposter

>Nietzsche would be calling people cuck and nu-males and create women hate threads on /r9k/

>Camus would be the one making all the bookshelf and stack/recent purchases threads

>Dostoyevsky would just reply *tips fedora* to anyone that showed any signs of nihilism or atheism

>Salinger would be the one posting "my diary desu" in any thread that asks for recommendations

>Corncob McCarthy would be that one weird guy that doesn't greentext

>Wilde would be posting about boypussy all the time

>DFW would be that tripfag that takes everything seriously

Am I autistic?

>>9279610
Good post.

Would Chesterton be a tripfag?

>>9279610
Best post on 4chan right now

>>9279610
This is a fine post, anon. You should be proud. Might be pushing it but I'd say do more.

>>9279610

Nice.

>>9279610
>>9279610

>Joyce would probably have a hard drive of OC with much of it being extremely esoteric Baneposting material that he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to post
>Hemmingway would call everyone literally_Reddit and go back and forth with the same person a hundred times
>Faulkner would make critique threads and get easily triggered
>Dostoevsky would make "Stop doing X" threads
>Camus would try to get raids going on /b/
>P.K. Dick would spend all day on /x/ and be responsible for 90% of the tinfoil hat threads on this site

>>9279610
just think how many powerful intellects le millenial generation could've had if they didn't waste their time on this image board

>>9279470
>you've fallen for my antithesis!

>>9279355
lmao
>>9279365
rofl

>>9279610
Nice post haha, screencapped

Kakfa would write very bizarre and exagarated greentexts about social interaction

>>9279610
Le upboat to you XD

>>9279610
L0ll it's like a sitcom with my fave author personalities
awesome!

>>9280794
this

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>>9279610
I see that you come here often

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>>9280849
triggered

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>>9280849
>I would unironically watch this and love it

>>9279355
>>9279610
>>9279820

>"Jane Austen" would pretend to be a woman on /r9k/
>Mishima would try to start raids on /pol/
>Machiavelli would start "traps are(nt) gay" threads everywhere
>Nabokov would be that guy who posts in loli threads telling people that "hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia"
>Schopenhauer would contribute to Nietzsche's women hate threads

>>9279623
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>>9279820
>>9279821
>>9280729
>>9280837
>>9280849
>>9281729
EDIT: Wow, I can't believe all the upvotes and feedback I've been getting, thanks reddit!
P.S. to the one who left all the gold to my account, may the bacon narwhal be with you.

>>9279610
This is how I'm going to imagine 4chan from now on

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>>9279610
stop shitposting

>>9283022
kek

>>9279610
fug xd

>>9283022
Honestly I feel better now admitting to myself that 4chan is just edgy reddit.

It's much easier to unload malicious pleasure on idealistic idiots who expect personal affirmation from the internet than hard-bitten child-porn-consuming pessimists

>>9279945
underrated post

>>9279610
The Camus and McCarthy are spot on.

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kys

>>9279610
Dosty would constantly create greentext strawmen of other people's arguments and would continue arguing until threads die