Why haven't you copped a philosophers' jumper, /lit/? Don't you want to be well-regarded by peers and qts alike? Aren't you afraid people will won't be able to tell your philosophical abilities by looking at your garments?
>size - extra large
You're a big guy.
>ywn cuck de Botton with his wife, forcing him to admit that he lacks any philosophical rigor while you fill his wife with your superior alpha seed
I personally only wear my Philosopher's Jumper© when I'm also sporting my Philosopher's Shoes©. I think the jumper argues that minimalism is a key concern in a crowded and busy world: it means efficiency without loss of grace. The jumper believes it is possible to embrace the elegance of a pared-down life, without being dour or puritanical.
In other words: This philosopher’s jumper invites us to a life of soul-searching, melancholy walks, interesting relationships, impassioned argument and bold speculation.
Things like this make me hate capitalism.
>>9265240
this sounds like something he'd personally request beforehand
i mean look at him
>>9265283
May I interest you in the prized Psychoanalytic Pencil Sets© for jolting down your rebellious countercultural anti-capitalistic sentiments?