Failure suggestions

>>9260269
my diary desu

>>9260276
Want to hear mine?

>>9260276
It's breddy bad

>>9260280
>>9260281
I'm already up at 4 AM, why not

>>9260290
Okay so
>be me
>loser permavirgin
>found /lit/ girl to hang out with
>hooking up
>not expecting sex so not really pacing myself
>putting condom on for first time
>accidentally the wrong way
>it's 3am very tired
>put on correctly before she notices
>getting back in her bed
>boner instantly gone
>she's chill, we talk for a while
>about to leave but second comes
>boner returns
>putting on second condom
>back in her bed
>boner is falling
>she's guiding it in
>last about 2 seconds b4 premature eject

This just happened actually.

>>9260294

homo

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>>9260297
n-no you

>>9260294
pretty funny but why did you make two threads about this

I once blacked out drinking and came to drunkenly thumbing my flaccid dick into this girl i knew. She was on top and had a bf, but kept assuring me they were taking a break. Theyre still together to this day and i still dont trust women.