How litterate is your cat?

I don't have a cat.

My turtle reads at an American High-School level.
(he can't read)

>>9248654
She's trained but she goes in the garden.

>>9248657
>My turtle reads at an American High-School level.
>(he can't read)

I have to admit that I laughed

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>>9248654
he does nothing but sleep in the sun all day and lick his own butthole
pretty literate then

>>9248654
Castrato is just attacking Lady for no apparent reason, again. He also likes water, so I've no idea what went wrong with him.

>>9248721
sounds like the average poster on this board
tfw everyone here is actually a cat

>>9248654
He pissed on my copy of Gravity's Rainbow. So I guess he can read pretty well.

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>>9248756
niggas got gud taste.

>>9248764

oh it's a pretty kitty

why so grumpy though?

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He reads by nuzzling

Well.. my pussy just finished Bernhards 'Woodcutters', so..

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>>9248654
In 2005 my cat wrote a study about misogyny in the first six books of Tacitus' Annales.
In 2008 its essay about gender in Flavian Rome was published by Journal of Gender Studies .

ASOIAF
LOTR
Dune
The wheel of time

she is a big fantasy fan

>>9248654
I've become allergic to my pet... :(

>>9248654
>joke: meow
>woke: Mrkgnao

>tfw no catto

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Loves vollmann. Pleb as fuck desu senpai.

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post rare cats

>>9248654
>Reading translations
Your cat is shit.

>>9248828
>not sub-nuzzling

fucking PLEB

>>9248935
kek

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>>9249072