Kafkaesque Sadism Machiavellian Orwellian Joycean Dickensian

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>>9245049

>>9245049
I disagree.

>>9245049
I already have one but it was named after a bible dude and is very bad

plebeian

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>>9245049
>be me,Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade
>wealthy aristocrat
>loads of time to shitpost about sex and shit in literary journals
>people actually read it
>think i'm a revolutionary
>give me even more money
>literally just write any fucked up sexual act that comes into my head and make it into a novel
>crowned a literary legend
>just cause I make my characters eat the poopoo
>i'm a god
>sade the god
>walk into bookstore to wrangle some nerd pussy
>spy 7/10 in the reference section
>she's reading Boiste's Dictionnaire universel de la langue française
>she's literate
>aww_fuck.jpg
>walk over to her
>say "whatcha reading, bitch"
>I can say that
>I'm the fucking Marquis de Sade
>she says "Oh, just looking up a term for an essay"
>i say "on what?"
>"120 Days of Sodom"
>fuck me
>diamonds
>she goes on
>"I need to know the term for getting pleasure from hurting others. I know how it sounds, just need to know the spelling"
>i'll show you how to spell this dick
>play it cool
>just need to wait for the right moment to reveal who I am
>"I just found it here, they named it after the author"
>shit
>that's me
>i'm fully torqued
>I quick butt in
>"It's called sadism, like the Marquis de Sade"
>she looks at me like I'm a fucking peasant
>wut
>"anon, I think you mean SAY-dism, not SAW-dism"
>tfw you get a sex word named after you and they pronounce your name wrong

>

>>9245349
How anti-climactic

>>9245349
Algolagnia and Sadism are too extremely different things you plebfuck

God tier
>Machiavellian
>Orwellian

Good tier
>Sadism

Ok tier
>Dickensian
>Kafkaesque

Shit tier
>Joycean

>>9245049
Yes, there will be a term named after you, an it will be called autism

>>9245049
bjorkian

>>9245049
Just have the same surname as a sufficiently famous/distinctive author. Easy.

Cuckian

>>9245428
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Joyce's worst writings are better than your best
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>tfw when your name doesn't lend itself to being turned into a descriptor

Should I just trash my manuscript now, lads?

>>9245049
>>9245428

If we're talking about the best sounding example, rather than the most effective or powerful, then my pick would be

>Ciceronian