/lit/, March is wasted fourteen days.

tis

are we killing Caesar or what

After spending10 ten10 SEXY years in Ga(y)ul, FUCKING the barbarians with their legions of spear wielding soldiers, General Caesar brought his boys back to Rome, unprotected. The Senate, and Pompey didn't want to take so many dangerous men inside all at once, and told Caesar to break his little orgy up. Caesar, of course, noticed that Pompey still had his ripped, oiled, glistening soldiers ready to go, and quickly stated "What? Are my men uglier than yours, Great Pompey?" Pompey, queeny bitch that he is, took this for a sign of war, and began preparations. What he didn't account for, however, was the Cock of Caesar, which was so great, so holy, so powerful, that it 1won1 him all his battles, and made him emperor of Rome. Ironically, though his beauty could give others life, his own was taken by jealous senate bitches, envying his beauty and power, and cock. Send this to 20of your NASTIEST gladiators. Get 0 back and you're a real pathetic plebian! Get 5 back and you're a Horse-Cocked Equestrian! Get 10 back and you're a Pussifex Maximus! Get 15 back and you've got a Consul Cunt! Get 20 back and you're Orgasmic Octavian!

>>9240857
a

>>9241050
Good, but
>glorifying big cocks