What's a good book to give to a girl as a gift?

the red and the black might be good

>>9238534
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

>>9238550
How so?

>>9238558
i gave it as a gift to a girl and she liked it

>>9238534
well, what does she like?

Lolita

No joke, chicks dig it

>>9238628
She doesn't read much, Kafka here and there and Stoner, which I recommended to her
Her interest is mostly in classical music, painting (Monet for example) and so on

The Fault in Our Stars

Kama Sutra
If you want to bang her it's suggestive.
If you don't want to bang her it will be a laugh.

>>9238636
ERRR
no pseud shit

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>>9238534
Fifty Shades of Grey. 100% of women like this book. It appeals to every woman's innate fantasy of being dominated. You literally cannot go wrong.

>>9238635
>classical music, painting (Monet for example)
hmm, then something aesthetically pleasing to read- i`d give her 2666

>>9238569
The taste of her cherry chapstick.

>>9238657
Thanks, I'll keep that suggestion in mind

>>9238534
Infinite Jest

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>>9238664

>>9238659
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Delta of Venus by Anais Nin
If she gets upset tell her it's feminist approved.

Works every time.

>>9238534
Angela Carter, The Bloody Chamber. Good gift for anyone desu.

>>9238649
perfect desu

>>9238534
my diary desu

>>9238534
a cook book

>>9238534
50 shades of gray

>>9238760
katy perry ya dip

Depends what he likes

He her sweet william by John hawkes if she likes horses.

Get her the frog by John hawkes if she likes frogs.

Get her travesty by John hawkes if she likes cars and going fast.

Get her blood oranges by John hawkes if she likes blood oranges.

Get her the beetle leg by John hawkes if she likes bugs.

Get her the lime twig by John hawkes if she likes lime trees.

>>9238657
>>9238534
For a gf (soon to be) or just a girl you are friendly with?

>>9239043
soon to be GF

>>9238921
What do I give her if she likes cannibals or owls?

>>9239055
Go by your taste or what you hope she might like, but poetry!

>Poems, tales and selected essays by Edgar Allan Poe

Best poems have nothing to do with love, but there are a few and it's not only a book of poetry but is also mixed with some very good tales.
I love this book and "The Sleeper" and obviously "The Raven" and some others are enjoyable to most people, even those who don't usually enjoy poetry but at least have some interest in other, lesser literature.

Cliché but it works.

>>9238534
The bible