literally show me a healthy person

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Lads...

>>9238338
>women
>good literature

lol

melissa broder's praise lol

they're good friends. it's so dishonest.

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>>9238358
Legitimately beautiful

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The plot thickens...

>>9238338
The title seems to be a reference to Diogenes and Foucault
No. Just no.

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>>9238338
>mfw someone actually published her diary
Did we meme'd it into reality guys? Are we /pol/ now?

>>9238358
Is that the guy who is going through a sex change while participating in University Challenge?

>>9238365
>>9238358
why is this man being called a "woman?"

I think we've found our new /lit/fu
>>9238390
DELETE THIS

>>9238362
hey here's a thought: if /lit/ would look up from their big important gaddis novels and perhaps *engage* with the new young! fresh! vibrant! literary scene which—like it or not—is happening on twitter, then maybe you lot wouldn't be unpublished incels hating accomplished women on an anonymous imageboard :)

>>9238408
4/10. You over did it with the happy face, and the exclamation marks where unnecessary.

>>9238338
this is totally vapid and artless but I actually kinda like it.

>>9238408
why do you shit on allegedly resented people when this girl herself is making a career over being a damaged loser?

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well shit if the author of crapalachia says this is the future of writing who am i to disagree

>>9238422
legit post tho

>>9238338

This is one of those fake joke authors like that Rapi Kur shit, right?

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>>9238338
I think the excerpt is pretty funny desu

>>9238422
>where
I love when the hole bored goes in-pretend mode to mock the post post modern modern literature.

>>9238380
Big, if true

>>9238456
Yeah why care what a guy who wrote a good book thinks about books?

>>9238611
That "where" is appropriate though. Fucking brainlets.

>pessoa

kek

she's rich and attractive, the only time she's ever understood despair is through reading better writers who have experienced it

>muh dead mother

everyone's mother dies eventually, lol

>>9238338
>published by Tyrant

There ya go.

Whatever happened to Megan Boyle's new book that was supposed to be published by them.

>>9238365
This person is really a male, right? He or she has obvious masculine facial features. Literally looks like my friend who is a male model.

>>9240580
>Literally looks like my friend who is a male model.
your friend looks like a girl

>>9240588
I mean besides the chin they look the same. Not really that girlish I don't think.

>>9238338
>there are people on lit so buttblastered by the idea of a not-already-canonical woman writing that they think this is bad

>>9240629
Ya, that's what it is, that she's a woman.

More samples from the site

>that picture of the dead rat on instagram w caption 'i just crushed its skull' - the guy who posted that photo - i had sex with that guy

>plan b is kind of a party drug

>friday night imagining everyone i know dying

It's literally my diary desu senpai but written by someone wittier and more intelligent than you

i thought alt-lit was dead but guess i was wrong

>>9240635
I know you're being silly, anon, but it feels blasphemous to even joke about this being witty.

>>9240566
megan has depression and writers block

example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtVZ4dzb9Os

>>9240635
>adolescent egocentricism

>>9240645
who is this semen demon

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>>9238365
>paints each nail a different color

Confirmed attention whore in denial

I've met seven girls who could have written this exact book. That's not even including myself.

>>9238358
>>9238365
Sometimes, God knows how to tell a good joke.

>>9238338
In a ideal world people like her don't exist.

>>9241088
>in my ideal world
*ftfy

>>9241099
>implying that her worthlessness is not objective

>Darcie Wilder is a native New Yorker.

If I have to see another book of Twitter reposts written by a white female Manhattanite I'm actually going to do an Eliot Roger in the Muumuu House offices

>>9238365
The shoulders give away that he's a tranny for sure.

>>9241104
Worthlessness as a writer is not the same thing as worthlessness as a human being, except to an autist or critic.

Though she does seem pretty insufferable. I think I'll reserve judgement on whether or not she should cease to exist until I meet her.

honestly it seems enjoyable

oh this is the person i've been following on twitter all this time

>>9241130

I'd still hit it desu

I could tell it was a man from the prose.

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>>9241164
>I'd still hit it desu

>>9241164
>tfw you prefer her as a tranny

4chan has ruined me

>>9241164
>>9241168
>>9241169
I'm pretty sure everyone agrees. This whole thread has more or less been dancing around that notion.

I wonder how (s)he would feel about it.

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>>9241169

It's the most normal thing in the world.

>tfw watching gangbang porn measurably raises your sperm count
>tfw you hook someone up to an EKG and flash images in front of them the most arousing image for all genders and orientations is an erect penis

>>9241170

Trannies dislike men who like trannies. They think that they should be treated just like normal women and not be "fetishized."

Good fucking luck with that

>>9238408
But I hate the young and the fresh and the vibrant. I like being an unpublished incel.

If my works never become known, then I can say it was because I never published them.

>>9240580
If this is a man then I have sinned against G-D.

>>9238362
It's a man pretending to be a woman

>>9241104
>implying worthlessness is objectively undesirable
Some of us are masochists.
>>9241179
Some do, some don't. You find transsexual prostitutes and pornstars at the far end of *that* spectrum, and some are fine with chasers.

I have to say I agree with those that dislike chasers, though. Your dick is not a sound basis for a relationship.

>>9241304
no dude, YOUR dick is not a sound basis for a relationship

>>9241333
Nothing about me is a sound basis for a relationship.

Dick.

>>9241304

Realistically though a chaser is their best bet for any kind of relationship. "Cultural Marxism" hasn't progressed to the point where many guys would overlook a trap's biological sex, and to be quite honest it probably never will.

>>9241376
>"Cultural Marxism" hasn't progressed to the point where many guys would overlook a trap's biological sex
Sure it has. Where I am, and in my age group, at least. But, let's be honest: the places where people are likely to come out are the same places people are likely to accept them.
>and to be quite honest it probably never will.
This is demonstrably false. Plenty of societies have been more dick-happy than even ours now.

And, lastly, just because chasers are willing to fuck you doesn't make them the best bet for a relationship. Kinda like how you might have fifty jars with holes in them but you'll still want to go looking for the one whole jar if you want to carry water.

>>9241390

Socially liberal people don't have very many babies, not even enough to replace themselves. It's a biological dead end. Dumb reactionary jerks like myself are going to inherit the earth. Abdullah and Pajeet aren't very big on trans acceptance.

>first result when you google her is her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcum/?hl=en

why do people think acting retarded on purpose is clever or deep?

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>>9241414
>url

>>9241409
You underestimate how much liberalism has permeated our society. It's indistinguishable from westernism.

>Abdullah and Pajeet aren't very big on trans acceptance.
Nuh-uh. Muhammad doesn't say shit about trannies, so it's fine. Encouraged, in fact -- of course homosexuals are really trannies too scared to come out. And as for Hindus -- transsexuals are a big part of their religious history.

Did you just assume their ideology?

>>9241431
Also, just to rub it in a little bit, Hindus are actually pretty big on the whole "genderfluid half-trans dog" thing.

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my waifu ^_^

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This high school diary tier angsty garbage gets published when I can't even get a publisher to look at my 900 page epic about Henry the Navigator

>>9238338
write an actual novel, not this adhd baloney

>>9242086
>novel

get with the times gramps

>>9242097
fuck these times, fuck this shit lol

>>9242106
No.

>>9241760
Make it around 75,000 words. You might have better luck with that. Then if it gets published and is decently successful, ship out the original "uncut/unabridged" version.

>>9242111
ugh >:(

>>9241587
Wow, it's like there is no white supremacy threat... :thinking:

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So, I may have missed this earlier in the thread: who does she know, or who is she related to, that allowed her to get this book published? It clearly wasn't published on merit.

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>"This book is the future of writing"

Should I literally eat a 12 gauge slug tonight

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>>9242178
>rich lawyer dad
>works at mtv
>embedded in american twitter/media cabal

you just can't win

>>9242178
oh, and it appears that her uncle (?) is this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Vigliano

i tried to tell darcie about this thread but twitter banned me

someone else do it

i want to see her post something quirky about being discussed on 4chan

>>9240645
is it mandated by law that americans have to use the word 'like' every five seconds?

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:'(

>>9242285
It's just a word you say when thinking. There's a point when you're looking for things to make a deal out of.

>>9242281
leave her alone

>>9242292
i am you stupid faggot

i just want someone else to not leave her alone.

>>9242297
stop hating women

>>9242271
>rapper DVS
>who?
>google him
>London Rapper DVS Sentenced to 23 Years in Jail for Torturing Woman

same one?

first modernism
next postmodernism
now we have ascended to posterism

we can't ever go back

>>9242305
no it's this guy

https://twitter.com/DVSblast

Say whatever you want but who dont want to publish his angsty diary writings?

>>9242356
Me.

whatever you want but who dont want to publish his angsty diary writings?

>>9238408
why should anyone care about the remblings od first world problem-ridden starbucks-bound children?

>>9238602
it's meant to be really sad and depressing and cathartic and Oh So Relatable.

>>9242844
it is

>>9242838
>why should anyone care
You start off having failed.

>>9238456
he looks like the kind of guy that would get caught masturbating in public

>>9241179
It was a joke, boyo.

Do you really think if I met Darcie Wilder I would walk up to her and say, "Hello there, I would prefer you to be a male-to-female transgender person"?

You know what, never mind, somebody might actually do that

just to end the debate

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ3oPy9AEJ4/?hl=en

Darcie Wilder was one of the editors at MTV who promoted the "Listen Up White Men" video that has since been deleted.

Whats with the capital letters omission?
Is that a new trendy thing with normies?

>>9243067
The streetshitter who wrote milk and honey claimed she didn't use capital I's because she liked introduce equality into the way the words appeared. No joke.

>>9243067
uh you cant just privilege some words over others by giving them big letters

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>>9243077
>>9243081
What the fuck

>in third grade when everyone cool had glasses like arthur from arthur i faked having bad eyesight at the eye doctor's but i wanted to be sure that they thought my eyes were bad enough to need glasses so i said i couldn't see colors and they stopped the test and i had to wait in the waiting room and my mom went to cry in the bathroom and they guilted me into confessing the truth and i had to retake the whole test and then they dilated my pupils so i really couldnt see and it was so scary and they gave me fake glasses that i was too ashamed to ever actually wear and now my mom is dead and i have astigmatisms

If David Foster Wallace wrote this all you morons would swear by it. Fuck you.

>>9243104
I was just memeing but apparently it was real.

>>9243114
>If David Foster Wallace wrote this all you morons would swear by it.
lol.
.
.

This writing is a verbal transcript of all the momentary thoughts that go through a person's mind, complete with tons of useless detritus. I can't deny there's some value in it, insofar as it seems to expose raw consciousness in some sense, but at the same time the very process of putting these fragments into writing seems to endow them with a sort of premediation which contradicts their supposed ephemerality, which is what I don't like about this. So in that sense I like the idea of what this is supposed to be, but I think it's impossible to execute this sincerely.

>>9242111
YES

>>9243135
nobody asked u

>>9243143
ok

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say what you want about tao lin
but hes better than all these hacks

>>9243114
Any right-thinking /lit/ poster actually despises DFW and agrees with Bloom's assessment of him. Infinite Jest is a long-running private joke on this board, you're not supposed to actually think it's good.

>>9243245
Redditors hate him. Patricians know he's pretty okay.

>>9243033
damn, she looks gross when she isn't in charge of angles and filters
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJnYVM7DljI/?taken-by=cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcum&hl=en

>>9243033
She's turbolib. This is like making her profile all rainbowy.
>>9243286
People look nothing like any photo with significant lighting or angles.

>>9243301
I know, just saying she's pretty good at hiding her man face

>>9243309
Obviously not if people are saying she's a dude from eight posts in.

In any case, here's a more representative look: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQpIhDiAdfH/

Unflattering angles and normal lighting and...she looks pretty average.

>>9243324
looks like my ex-gf

>>9243334
ex-gf as in she is now a bf?

>>9242178
she's in the new york hip writing scene, if you notice she has a review from sosadtoday who too is in the same circles and has a book out about her twitter/vice feed >>9243135

>>9241431

You're retarded if you think the average Muslim or Hindu is going to be okay with trannies.

You're also retarded if you think the average white redneck is okay with trannies.

These are the people who are breeding. They can and will undo all that nice progress that was made from 1960-2017

For the record I'm okay with this because I dislike white liberals a lot more than Muslims and Pajeets.

>>9243716
>hey lemme just ignore everything you said

>>9243114
David Foster Wallace would use more varied syntax and vocabulary. He'd also make this into a coherent sentence(s). I don't even like the guy's fiction all that much, but he's miles better than this.

>>9243717

Do you honestly think that because Iran gives homos free sex changes that Islam is some sort of tolerant religion?

>>9243821
Of trannies? Yes.

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>>9243825

Well you're not going to like what they'll do to your gay friends, or your female friends.

>>9243833
>Islam is tolerant of trannies
>no it isn't
>Yes it is
>yeah well they hate gays so there

>>9243336
yeah

>>9238338

>"Darcie Wilder's literally show me a healthy person is a book of aphorisms and short texts in the vein of Fernando Pessoa, if Pessoa grew up on Blink-182, found his voice on Twitter and had cum in his tights.

I legitimately cannot tell the difference between satire and earnestness any more.

>>9243995
Good lord, the world's gone mad!

Fucking idiot

>>9243623
Why did you reference my post at the end of your post?

>>9243995
He didn't say it was as good as, you fucking donkey sucker, he just said it was like it. Christ. There's nothing to even consider satirical here.

>>9243995
there is no difference, that's the true essence of postmodernism for you.

oh hey its me again, quirky SWPL woman here. I have more words to say in my new book, this time about my weird family and my weird thought processes and my weird quirky sexual experiences. please buy

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>>9242844
>he probably thinks kafka's not funny either

>>9244107
>these girls really exist, somewhere
it's a strange feel

>>9243067
v popular fb trend
post fragments combined into runons to tell stories
minimal or no punctuation
frequently will relate dialogue like
me: words
them: response

It's an interesting blend of conscious uncaring mixed with early trendy textspeech. Honestly surprised more people here haven't noticed it. Sometimes I actually think you people really don't have friends.

>>9243067
Friend, we do it. You can see the posts in this thread. I've made some of them.

>>9244119
now i think of it it's p popular here too just a sightly less stylized version

e.g. these posts in this thread:
>>9238364
>>9238456
>>9239098
>>9241148
>>9241156
>>9242106
>>9242281
>>9242297
>>9242318
>>9243033
>>9243143
>>9243147
>>9243158
>>9243067
damn dude your not anti-social-media, you're just not paying attention

>>9244052
sorry, i had a reply that got lost (smartphone shit)

i agree with you, it's a legit form of literature but seems cheap in this particular case. i think even the small collection from lena dunham diaries 'is it evil not to be sure' are way better.

the patrician tier is maybe waves by woolf?

hmm, hasn't this "millenial alt-lit" thing been going on for like 5 years already, there should be a new development or new version of it or something

>>9244147
That's not intentional, that's just laziness.

>>9244251
alt lit is not a cohesive genre. there are a lot of different styles

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>>9244147
>tfw /lit/ posts are unintentional alt-lit poetry

>>9242844

lol is it hard reading Actual Literature when you're this tone deaf?

>>9244491
darcie pls

>>9243067

its a way to display nonchalance/casualness

Victorian children will be reading this book in school in under a year

>>9244412
>thinks laziness is not a stylistic choice

lol

>>9243846

You're most likely going to be lumped in with the rest of the decadent, immoral LBGTQ+ people. You made a common cause with them and you'll suffer their fate, whatever it is.

There's not going to be any more "bicurious" men who are willing to fuck a tranny.

It's just a simple biological reality that socially liberal people are dying out due to their low birthrates.

Third world peasants don't take kindly to sexual deviancy, and even if the muslims tolerate you the rest of them won't.

I guess what I'm saying is don't get too optimistic about the future because the world is moving towards less liberalism, not more.

>>9244412
no its not

vs.

No it's not.

big difference in effect

>>9243245
sure