SIX WORD STORY THREAD.

I fucked your mothers nasty pussy-hole.

>>9232738
Original poster: happened to be faggot.

In the dead of night, transmissions stopped

Nice girl, but poses for money

He turned around and saw it.

>>9232738
The entire concept of LOGAN cracks me up.
Okay, so it's about wolverine
uh-huh
but it's a drama
uh-HUH
you know, like a drama-drama. There's a lot of sad music and panning shots of the sun setting in the desert and a tired middle aged man driving down an empty high-way while his maybe daughter stares out of the window.
UH-HUH
People still die tho.
Professor X is the sick wife.

Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna watch the fuck out of it, but the trailer made me fucking lose it.

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>>9232738
Veidt. Possibly Homosexual. Must investigate further.

>>9232771
It's basically Children of Men with claws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT2apoX90o

Opposing one enemy (two, counting God).

>>9232803
I know. It's gonna be awesome.

>>9232738
One enemy remained, two counting God

The dead came back, world ended

>>9232808
>>9232818
Holy... I want more.

>>9232816
Hey, incidentally that was six words.

>>9232738
My cock couldn't take it anymore.

>>9232827
does it work as a story?

>>9232738
You girls, I'm the supreme gentleman.

>>9232738
Step. Crack. Mother, I love you.

>>9232738
OP ruined own thread. Deletes it.

>>9232894
Tripfag commits suicide. No one cares.

Crash, mother has just made pancakes.

>>9232738
Read it in my diary desu.

ISIS beheading Christians in Syria. Sad!

>>9232913
Some truths can not be denied.

They thought they were helping me.

"Thanks," she said to the mortician.

I can't believe it's not butter.

"Yes!" she exalted, DMV employees staring.

My partner never slept, only stared.

My mirror nevermore mirrored my movements.

Hearts are kiss cams for whores.

>>9232789
8/10

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>>9232738

>>9232738

Last man on earth. Phone rings.

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They stole my comic-books OP: fag.

>>9232738
He was the biggest guy around.

>>9233366
4u.meme

Saw, snatched, smiled, snarfed, urk-urk-urk, died..

I told you already, no deepthroating

Anon posts;
Holy...I want more.

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>>9232738
The reason he killed was he loved.

>>9233591
Fuck, one to many.

>>9233255
I'm alone, so who was phone?

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That 'god' will not be capitalized.

Be forewarned, I don't pull punches.

>>9232738
Boy meets girl, courage to genocide

>>9232738
He shit while he cried, incontinence.

>>9232738
Vasectomy. Blind Surgeon. Lost my Appendix.

>Wolverine and Professor X will die

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Pos seeking pos: versatile bear needed.

>>9233598
he killed because he loved

None of this is my fault.

for sale, infinite jest, never read

>>9232738
Man at the altar, all alone.

things that make you go hmm

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I eat children on wheat bread.

Vagina Wolf vs Lubricious Tentacle Monsters!

Stop Daddy, I'm still a virgin!

>>9232738
lying on the bed i lie.

>>9234152

Can christ fags count to six?

Moosecock invasion.
Pounded.Spurted.Drowned.

(did I win?)

>>9232758
>>9232761
>>9232835
>>9233023
good ones

>>9232738
this is bad. Go back, redditor

>>9232738
Original protagonist is a passive homosexual

Dog moves. Stops when it warms.

>>9236021
White bread is better than wheat.

>>9232738
thank god i'm a gynecologist

I died, then the bloodlust started.

Maman died today, or maybe yesterday?

>>9236312
You're not a virgin anymore, daughter.

"Just do it!" he cried out.

"He will not divide us!" KEK.

I would never do this here

Soldiers sought glory. They're grass now.

Two overfed women, rolling over hills.

>>9235852
well meme'd 4chan comment induces laughter

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>>9236352
twice apparently

Big black cock gapes white anus

>>9232789
best one itt

I think I lost the plutonium

He talked to himself--he lied

Kid gets vaccinated, develops autism. Sad!

Bullets taste sweeter than her kisses

kiss all night, never calls back

>>9238253
You are just a pussy doctor.

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six six six six six six.

For sale: worn babies. Never shoed.

Even after the funeral I stayed.

"You?"
"Never did."
"The Kenosha?"
"...Kid..."

A tank wanders, its crew missing.

She's got a damned good eye.

A boat sails on murky waters.

"Oh hey, that's a keen blade."

"Plan B?"
"Nope."
"Plan C?!"
"Yup."

"What. Do. The numbers, MEAN Mason?!"

At long last, euthanasia is legal.

>>9240676
Marvel movies are my favorite.

Faggot OP makes thread. Guaranteed replies.

Nos morituri te salutamus--aut non!

Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A.

>>9238440
>>9239772
>>9240450
>>9235810
>>9238315
>>9233002 (though this is stolen from Camus)
>>9239792

So far these are the most emotive.

It is time to move on.

>>9232738
Unbeknownst to all, hidden words lurked...

In the shadows

>>9232738
For sale: baby shoes, used.

>>9240727
Best one ITT.

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>you realize emily dickinson references cthulhu

The peach. No fuzz. It's aaaaawwwwwright.(1)

(1) Kind of a in the know. To get this you have had to be on 4chan since at least 2008.

>>9232771
Xavier and Wolverine (and X-24) are the last white Mutants and they die. The last mutants are all hispanic and black. This is anti-white propaganda. Also Wolverines daughter shooting his clone is symbolic and shieeet.

>>9234264
Xavier killed the Xmen because he's an old fart and has seizures.

Man with foil hat, right again.

Shelter for five, provisions for four.

>>9241011
Or, with cannibalism, dinner for two.

>>9241006
I like this.

>>9241013
Nice juxtaposition.