Shakespearean Sonnet

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>>9231748
this board is eighteen plus
you stupid little prick
stop making such a fuss
or i'll hit you with a stick

just write down some fucking words
rearrange them 'til they rhyme
now go eat a bag of turds
i haven't got the time

to explain any further
you know, i'm a busy man
i've got to eat this bag of Werther
's Originals and i'm too busy to try to make this fucking poem scan

op is unquestionably a faggot
now get lost, you lousy maggot

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>>9231837
I'm 20 you dumb nigger.

>>9232106
>20 years old
>can't write a fucking sonnet
>""""""""""""""""""""""creative writing"""""""""""""""""" is my forte but I can't write creatively

You are a fucking idiot.

>>9231837
My face imploded because this made me cringe so hard

>>9231748
So just write a sonnet with those constraints. This would be like me going to /fit/ and saying "I need to poop, but it's not my forte. Could you do it for me?"

>>9231748
They don't care about the quality of the poem, they just want to see you getting the metre and rhyme scheme

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>>9232106
you're 20 and you can't write your own fucking sonnet?
jeez anon just give up now.

>>9232251
that was the fucking point you imbecile