>It was a dark and stormy night
and the wind was straight up being quite problematic.
twas'st suchs't en rainisth nighthth...
suddenly
quite slowly
Stately plump
erection
In my pants
from my sweet little brown-assed fuckbird
and i was the king of carrot flowers
The telephone that was invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1876 became a staple in 50,000 American households alone within 4 years.
drip drip drip went the knob in my pantaloons at the thought