HOT GARBAGE

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I always listen to audio books too and from work, so I thought I'd try out this one because it was highly rated in the scifi tab. I'm posting here, on this board that I have never used before, to warn you all of what a fucking awful, foul, rancid piece of hot garbage this 80's worshiping, wish fulfilling, smug narrator having, self insderting bullshit I have ever had the displeasure of hearing. I listened to the entire thing, wanting with all my life for it to get better, and that was the worst part, some points in the book are almost cool and interesting, and then the faggy, fat, nerdy, '''''''''hero'''''''', has to go into a 10 minute masturbatory stupor about how fucking cool every band in the 80's was, and I have to fucking sit through Wil fucking Weaton tell me about how cool the fucking Wil Weaton verse inside the virtual reality game is as I sit in traffic on the 405 and wish ever so dearly for the evil internet overlords to bomb the ever living fuck out of the angsty main character, but no. The book drags on and on and on listing off every single hairstyle, food, band, videogame, book, dungeons and dragons set, MOVIE LINE, fucking lattitudes and longitudes of the 80's. Goddam do not read this book, and for the life of you DO NOT GET IT IN AUDIO FORM.