How do I become a romance novel author?

Copy a romance novel, but change the character names.

I was disappointed to find that Wisconsin Whore Dog is not in print.

>>9213117
This shit is way harder than I thought. I just do not know how to write 'steamy passion'

>>9213930
just summon every smeary clichée you can think off

>>9213968
i already told you it's written 'cliché', miss kitty

>>9214060
oops, you're right. in german, you write it klischee. that's why i wrote it with the two e. thanks for teaching me, dr x

>>9214070
have you seen my zeppelin?

Romantic """""""""""""""""novels""""""""""""""""" are just an excuse for women to flick the bean to pathetic excuses of what a man "should be."
>Porn is the same thing, just with reverse sexes.

Just write a husk of an MC for women to self-insert and then set them up with a Chad Thundercock character. Women can rationalize anything being enjoyable so long as they desire the man who does it.